My Name Is Jayden Chan

My name is Jayden Chan. I am Sasa Tan son. And also Big Chan's son. My mami not free, she say aunty shopping mum tagged her about me. So she asked me to do myself. I also dunno how to talk and type but she asked me to do tag. *sigh*

On the Outside
Name: Jayden Chan errr i forgot my chinese name.. "MAMIIIIIII what is my chinese name ah?"
Date of birth: 21st Marchie...is that when the doctor pulled me out from mami tummy and cut my chin loong wire ah?
Current status: doing tag and sucking pacifier.
Eye color: Blawn
Hair color: Blawn also
Righty or Lefty: I use right hand to eat and left hand to *scratch butt*
Zodiac: what is that ? *suck pacifier*
Height: last time when i go do my paspot hor the unker say i'm 72cm
Weight: last time the unker also say i 9 kgs something. But now no one want to carry me edi. Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

On the Inside
Heritage: Chinese
Fear: what's that? Can eat wan izit?
Weakness: I also dunno
Your perfect pizza: errr i eat anything ...anything that dun move wan

Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: pocoyo?
Your bedtime: When i close my eyes.
Your most missed memory: i dunno...

Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: i dun like cold drinks. sometimes i like la. but most of the time i no like it
McDees or Burger King: Cannot move wan right? i eat la. please give me now...
Single or Group Dates: I am single i think cos my mami owes say she wanna find gf for me.
Adidas or Nike: I have both or. How?
Lipton Tea or Nestea: ah?
Chocolate or Vanilla: can go inside mouth all gimme me please.
Do you…Smoke: Smoke? got...sometimes my Mami head got smoke coming out....especially when she say "Jayden No No!"

In the past month
Drank alcohol: Mami say i big boy first only can..
Gone to the mall: Yes please...we go now? *take sandals*
Been on stage: Where?
Eaten sushi: sushi? my mamo name is sasa. Same or not?
Dyed your hair: No my hair havent die yet.

Have you ever…
Played a stripping game: *shy* how u know wan! I owes like to take our my pampers and run arond the room and play with my ...*shy*
Changed who you were to fit in: i no understand

Finish the sentence
I love: PocoYo
I feel: Happy lo!
I hate: to be yoneyee...
I hide: under the blanket! Chak!
I miss: my Mami and Dadi
I need: More time and less pressure. It's very pressuring being a kid nowadays...*sigh and suck pacifier* They always want us small kids to be cute..how to stay cute all the time yiu tell me?

And now, i am going to tag Ryan, Rachel and Raelynn! Wuah all R wan...

Eh my Mami uploaded my video of me scolding the unker and auntie in the restaurant..because they bring my porridge so slow. so i scold and scold here....