Saturday, December 30, 2006
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
I was at Giant Subang and i was driving my sis and my son for shopping there. Round round the car park and there wasn't any available and as usual some cars will park at the side waiting for ppl to go off. So i was looking left and right hoping to find a carpark, and the same time my sis was blabbling and complaining as usual. There they are, in the car, under the bright sun, kissing. Yah..kissing only ma..what's the big deal right? Come...let me describe to you how they kiss ya....Okay move your mouth by saying this while moving your tounge...BLIH BLEH BLUP BLUB BLOB BLI BLEB BLOUB BLUUB BLOPPP BLAPP.. So u know how it goes?? (free course available at Sasha's place...please enquire within..HAHAHA)
So, i was the only one besides the many many ppl around in that area that saw them doing it. So being-a-not-kay-poh person like me..i moved on. (haha) Parked my car and went in to shop. Sister still blabbling.....so i went to the bb section..milk powder section. Guess what i saw? The same blardy couple BLIBBB BLEPPP BLOOOB in the aisle. #$%%@@ And u know what? i walked passed them, my sister didn;t notice them ..and they ended the kissing with a "chuiitttt" sound. Like the sucker being pulled off from the window..
Then i told my sis.."WTF...kissing in the milk powder section. Yalah enjoy la..after dat accident and buy milk powder la u". My sis said" Huh? Who is kissing" (slap head) So being a more kay-poh person than me..my sis wanna see who is the couple..so i brought her to the grocery section and showed her la..
Then she said.." wah ..tak sabar wanna go home and F.."
I said " Nolah..this is after F king edi wan ".
Sis Said " No..see they're shopping for food. to go home and eat and F later"
Me say " No...this is after F liao..Very happy ma..so Shop for food. Hungry after F ma.."
Sis say.. " No..see the way they walk..Like hugging hugging"..
Me say " Hmm liddis la.. Maybe F liao..come out for makan..and go home and F again"
Sis say " ah..Must be la!"
Me say : "Yalah..now kiss and cannot get enough of each other..after married and have kids.. see whether wanna touch each other again or not..."
Obviously it's a F king vacation for them. And each time i see them in the pool ..she's doing it again... Liddis.. "Ahhh...So Scared..Ah......Ahh...Ahh....Ahhhahahaha Ah...." They're sick ppl...so sick ppl. But i think they got the message when i brought Jayden to swim next to her and Jayden was happily kicking and playing with the water. Wanna HeeHeehaaHaa go home ler..
U cannot see this Beautiful Aunty/Uncle taking picture of himself meh? Seriously...izit a man or woman?
Friday, December 22, 2006
and this is him as a clumsy, sleepy and grumpy baby..
Thursday, December 21, 2006
We left the house about 11.30am and reached Penang's Lone Pine about 5.30 near to 6.00pm. There was 3-4 bad accidents on the North South Highway..with a 15 Yr Old guy died..I guess u guys read about it on the newspaper. Anyway the car number was 9786, just in case you guys wanna buy number.
It was a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG journey..Jayden pooed in the car, although he already went to the toilet in the morning. Diarrhea cos of teething kua...and once changed, he vomitted in the car! I guess the ride was just too long for a small guy like him. Anyway, once reached, we have to unload our stuff. Our car was fully loaded at the back, in front and everywhere!!! I had to bring my rice cooker to make porridge for J, his play pen, many many bags of J's clothes, one big bag of J's diaper, his toys, and a tiny bag for Mr C and Myself. Hahaha such a big difference of travelling style now with a baby.
To cut everything short, J loves the water (in the pool) and hates the sand. He cried when i put him down on the beach. Dunno why..its not his first time on the beach...maybe he already discovered the "scared" feeling, FINALLY! last time he is not scared of EVERYTHING, now he picks what he likes and what he don't like.
We discovered alot of sea cucumber and star fish laying on the beachside. Ppl said that last time before tsunami happened, sea cucumber was everywhere..and samo now its like raining season...just touch wood and hope that tsunami never ever happen again..Oh ya..we discover 6 "arms" star fish and i gave one to DG's daughter..and she turned it into smashed star fish the next day :P hahahaha
Anyway..here's the picture collection.
Yah Yah Yah i know...Back to DG. Well, we planned to meet up on the 2nd day for dinner. Invited bloggers were DG, Michelle, Angeleyes, Rachel (who happens to stay at next-door-hotel) and myself. Angeleyes couldn't join us cos her Hub's Car kena whacked the day before...DG didn't show me her picture or anything...so how did i recognise her? No..i never do anything. I just there with my family at the lobby and she came to call me. Hahaha She then brought us to a restaurant behind Park Royal, which you will never find if you're not local like her. The food was great, hainanese food ma..(me and DG also hainanese) and it was like havoc. The table was full with ppl cos DG came wit her Hub, Son and Dotter, Rachel came wit her hub, 2 sons and maid, Myself with 3 of us and Mich was the smartest cos she came alone..she wanna eat in peace. Hahaha After dinner DG and her family, Rachel and Mich came to my room. We yakked for abit and then we took a group picture, but Michelle say she "shy" wor.. so only the 3 of us took picture.. Sorry DG, I know you don't want me to show your picture to the blogsphere but i promised to take picture of you and show to the world. Don't Kill me AH!!!! So here goes...
Are you enjoy???? *evil grin*
Try to figure out which is which feet?
And then on my way home..so tempted to drop by Ipoh to meet some ppl. But I dun have thier number...
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
After holiday happy or not?
Damn alot to do at work.
And *tut* my so called colik, sending me emails asking me to answer. *tut**tut**tut* She's the same level as me but asking me to answer. *tut**tut**tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut*
*tut**tut**tut* Another Manager asking me to do report and send by today. *tut**tut**tut* I asked my boss and she ask me to do one time and send back to the *tut* manager and wash my hands..no more helping :P
So how about holiday pics and updates? Won't be posting about other ppl besides my Boy, Mr. Chan and myself.....but not now. cos gotto go work first. Later only blog la...
and if you wanna see DG's picture. I have it with me. Stay tuned.
Adios for now..
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Then got a little bit sound.
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We continued to pretend to sleep although he's crying like mad. He continued to cry. went on like for 5 mins. He still continue to cry.
DANG! Carried him....He began to arch his body! Twist n Turn!
Pop him onto his playpen again.
Jayden crawled and stood up.
Man...in the dark also know where i sleep. Just let him cry....
Wah..beh tahan...He's crying like mad! Carried him again...and he fell asleep.
End of story?
Asked Mr Chan to come and hold him while i go to bed (bad wife?). Then he put Jayden to his playpen...Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
12+ am : Cry.
1+ am: Cry
2+ am: Cry
3+ am: Cry
4+ am: Cry
5+ am: Cry
6+ am: Sleeping
7+ am: Jayden Woke Up.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
So what i did was...creating a scrap using Microsoft Word.Amacam..what do you think?
Ace's front portion of the towel raise while he was walking towards the water.
Kenny : (was wondering what Ace took....to make his BABY so "Kheng")
Wenn : OMG!!!!! That Ahem looks as big as the giant cucumber that I always use to cook!
Cocka : I ALSO WANT!! ACE!! WHAT U TOOK LA???
Amah: Sure boh?? Later i wanna ask his secret lek!
Oscar Mum: CHOY!! TAI KA LAI SI!!!!
Ace so proud of himself...continue to walk towards the water..while everyone was like stunned looking at him..
Ace: Eh dun jeles la...
Everyone keeping an eye or two at Ace..He slowly walk walk walk and he took off his towel....and air his "Baby"
Kenny reaction : puked.
Wenn reaction : Oh.....!
Annie reaction : Oh! Oh!
Cocka Reaction: Fainted.
Amah Reaction: Tersapu sunblock in her eyes. Ouch!!!
Oscar Mum Reaction: Specs fall down.
Look at him laughing...
I Swear i didn't do it on purpose!
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Anyway, was wondering whether to cut Jayden's hair or not. His hair was obviously so long and it's getting longer the mohawk stylo. The remaining story in slide..
And mom insisted that i go home for makan cos i wont be going back on Sunday and next weekend, travelling to Penang for Chan Family Gathering... So Makan Makan and Mr Chan took a cab to my mum's house. Obviously Jayden missed his Dadi alot and he smiled when his Dadi called him. So what did Dadi buy for lil Jayden? Winnie the Pooh Candy box. Candy of coz cannot eat la.. but the Baby Pooh looked like Jayden alot. Heheheh And what did he buy for me? Later i tellyiu...
Sunday...Went to Sunway Lagoon for my company's Family Day. Errr not a good idea cos there's nuthing for Jayden to play with cos he's down with a lil flu and cough. So we just sit sit stand stand..You know.. like bodoh..*yawn* and Jayden really enjoyed the LOUD SPEAKER coz he loves noise and can sleep better when it's extremely noisy. The only thing he can play is the carousel (izit??) and i was so sick of waiting for him to wake up..i woke him up so he can ride on it, snap a pic and go home. HAHAHAH
Proly he was so sick with the MISS GOLDEN FLOWER (KAM FA SIU CHEH) that cannot stop singing KARAOKE the whole night!!! Arghh!! and her singing SUCKS!!!!!
Why 3 pairs right? Cos i never get anything from Mr Chan lo. He bought himself a portable PS2 and nothing for me.
Happy or not? Happy....................
Friday, December 08, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Anyway, I rushed home and managed to reach home early. Bath and washed my hair and went to fetch Jayden from nanny's place. WHY MUST IT RAIN AT THIS TIME??? That's what i was thinking while walking over with my oh-so-pink umbrella. Like normal, kids will try to grab the umbrella and do some funny stuff with it so it's kinda hard to hold him on my left hand, hold the umbrella on the left, hang on to the baby bag and also another plastic bag containing preserved duck eggs both from the lorry nearby. Jayden loves plastic bag and umbrella..so can u imagine how havoc was it?
Like I've told some of you guys in MSN b4 i headed home, i felt like i'm abit sick. So i thought porridge might be a good idea since i have preserved duck egg and beancurd. So while i was doing my stuff outside..there's no noise from Jayden, which rarely happens...so i went inside the room and i saw him doing this..
My baby is standing by his own while playing with the monkey hung on the play pen. According to his nanny, nowadays he's standing using only one hand to hold on to the sides. Mr.Chan, you've missed another of his milestones..just like many many that you have missed. So as soon as he saw me taking his picture, he started crying asking me to carry. That's when the drama began...I bathed and fed him and hope that he can sleep well the whole night thru. Tak kisah lah how many times he wanna drink milk, just as long as dun cry, kick, arch his body when i carry him and so many other things.
I have moved everything to the floor, thinking that sleeping with him on the bed is abit risky. I tired to lalala him to sleep but nope....he wants to crawl, stand..this and that. And i can hear my tummy go *kriiiiiiiiiiiiiikruuuuuuuuuuuukriiiiiiiiiiiiiikruuuuuuuuuuuu* 8.00, 8.30, 9.00 passed he is still awake. I wanna faint edi...so beh tahan i just throw him into the play pen and ate my porridge. As usual, he won't let me eat peacefully. So, i had to hold him, swing him and lalala him like 20 mins, finally my lil worm fell asleep. Fast Fast i finished my porridge. Either its a damn good porridge or I'm just too hungry, but was so dissapointed cos there's NO BEANCURD in the BEANCURD BOTTLE!!! Only some phatetic sisa sisa beancurd.. so here's how my dinner looked like..Obviously it's not a yummy porridge but its definitely I'm damn hungry!!! Fast Fast cin-cin-cai-cai finished it up and wanted to relax abit by watching the new chinese show in WLT...but thought since it's on MAX better I sleep. WHICH IS A DAMN GOOD DECISION...cos 2 hours after that, the nightmare begins...
Jayden woke up at 12.30 am and started fussing around. Crying and Crawling without opening his eyes. No choice, I gotto carry him and swaddle him until he fall asleep. You think it's so easy?? nahh...he won't make it easy for ya. As soon as you wanna put him down, he will cry again. And if you think you can sit down and carry him at the same time...naah..not so easy. HE JUST WANT YOU TO STAND UP!!! You say jialat or not???!!! And sometimes it works..sometimes he will arch his body and kick you hard!That's when I'm so triggered to smack him, which i did again.. :( So the whole night was like wrestling session with my son. His sleep will not last more than 20 mins...and as soon as i wanna fall asleep he's awake. *sigh*
However, i managed to snap one of his best sleeping position...He used his right leg to hold himself and balanced his body. By the way he's sleeping, you can really see he's an active and notty boy.... That's how my night was. I only managed to get 2 hours peaceful sleep..i woke up since 12.30 am. I just so tired and no energy to do anything. He started to be active by 6am and while i was on my way back from making milk for him...i saw this.. He picked up the bottle and drank the water himself. I guess using the munchkinz help abit to make him more independent. BUT, he refused to hold his milk bottle. Proly its too heavy..since its like 9oz/8oz compared to his small water bottle.
Sent him off to the nanny and he waved BYEBYE to me...a consolation prize for a zombie Mami like me..We'll see how tonight goes.. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Anyway, why off on tuesday every 2 weeks leh? Cos that's her bf's off day. I have no idea who this guy is and where he works..i just know that she used to call him "adik". Fishy eh? So kaypoh me..suddenly i asked her "you selalu cakap adik adik.. u biar betul..ini mesti boyfren". Then she just smiled and replied .."ya". Man.....already 50 yrs old and already got cucucucu in Indonesia samo wanna have boyfren. *yucks* samo used to call adik...adik adik become abang kecik??? heheheh noone knows..
And the other day i heard her yelling accross the road in Indon slang la. Ooooo she was talking to the indon girl opposite the house. Scolding her...So kaypoh me again i asked..."apa hal?" while she was washing my plates. "Itu anu..dia suruh saya tipu majikan dia..cakap keluar ada hal. Suruh saya buat kerja dia. Mana boleh..saya pun ada boypren..TakBaik tipu majikan..blablabla..Si anu pun satu...di tipunya boypren dia. Jikalau boypren tak mari..si anu ikuti laki laki lain..mana boleh...blablabla".. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the other indon maid stay in samo also got boyfren. How come can go out wan??? And can swap swap bf samo...
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Then you will be lead into this sexy massage room la. Here you will be greeted with 1 1/2 hours of massage. NO.. No PiaoMei here..indon lady got ler..
And he loves to crawl and stand up..liddis..
"Mr Chan Junior...what are you doing? "
Another thing about Jayden lately is that he knows how to answer me when i asked him questions. E.g. Was cooking dinner for him, so put him in the play-pen. Cooked half way..
Have no choice but to pick him up and cook at the same time. As soon as he saw the food in the pan, he started to "pant"?? like a dog and his fingers will move..Angeleyes will know what i mean. hehe so the conversation is liddis:
Me: BB, you wanna eat?
Jayden : mmmmmmp! ( looking at the food in the pan, while moving his fingers)
Me: (aiks..he really know what I'm saying?)Mami cook for you. You Stay in your bed okay?
Jayden : Mmmmp!
Me :(sure boh?) Mami bring you to the room okay? Mami cook fast fast and feed Jayden later k?
Jayden : Mmmp!
So i brought Jayden to his play-pen, slowly walk out and continue to cook. So i was wondering if he really CAN understand me..Yes, He can understand and can answer, only for a while.. then right after finished blending the pumpkin & Carrot puree..
Okay ..okay Feeding time!
You know the saying "Fall on the ground, pick up a handful of sand" (tit lok tei ha, lah fan cha sha) -the saying for sudah malu, find some way to cover the memalufyingkan incident.
Was talking to his nanny outside the house this morning, when Jayden tried to hold the fence..nanny said "Aiks! Dirty! Don't touch". His hand was like half way reaching the fence when he heard the nanny's voice, he pretended like he is waving. *roll eyes* Not only that, sometimes if he's crawling towards something and if he hear us saying "No..No.." He will pretend to lie down flat like as if he is sleeping". So young also know how to malu edi???? hehehe my son...my son..
Monday, December 04, 2006
It's liddis..Mr Chan cooked dinner for us last Thursday and he was introducing his Jack Daniels Bacon Strips. I tot he used the "Jack Daniel" name mia sauce. After pigging then only i know its the real Jack Daniel mia alcohol. So was walking around in SS2 Pasar Malam and jalan senget senget abit.. so i told hub "I'm abit dizzy". So went home straight away kaput and slept. Slept...Zzzzzzzzzzz Half way. Mr Chan said "FASTER!! HOLD HIM FOR ME!!!GET ME A TISSUE!!!!" blur blur sleep half way..then only i know, Jayden Whacked Mr Chan's nose with the back of his head. Poor Mr Chan...And Jayden..giggling and crawling on the bed like usual..
Laugh samo la... Then my turn kena whack pulak. But not Jayden la..Some aunty in C4 Kepong. Was wondering how come so many ppl grabbing some Pear from China..RM0.99 only. So when the crowd went off, i went nearer to the pear and hold up one to look see...suddenly someone whacked my arms. "EH! THIS IS MY PEAR!".
Anyway, this is just a quick update. Long time never blog about my ChaCha edi...She has a new haircut. Her Daddy brought her for grooming when i was away in Kuantan. This is her checking out herself in the mirror. She looks like a puppy but in fact she's nearly 3 yrs old..
Hehehe isn't she adorable? We have moved the mirror out for her to look at herself when we're away to work. She's been sleeping in front of the mirror since then.. heheh