Last Saturday Mr Chan kena whacked. By who leh? Mr Chan Junior = Jayden!
It's liddis..Mr Chan cooked dinner for us last Thursday and he was introducing his Jack Daniels Bacon Strips. I tot he used the "Jack Daniel" name mia sauce. After pigging then only i know its the real Jack Daniel mia alcohol. So was walking around in SS2 Pasar Malam and jalan senget senget abit.. so i told hub "I'm abit dizzy". So went home straight away kaput and slept. Slept...Zzzzzzzzzzz Half way. Mr Chan said "FASTER!! HOLD HIM FOR ME!!!GET ME A TISSUE!!!!" blur blur sleep half way..then only i know, Jayden Whacked Mr Chan's nose with the back of his head. Poor Mr Chan...And Jayden..giggling and crawling on the bed like usual..
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Laugh samo la... Then my turn kena whack pulak. But not Jayden la..Some aunty in C4 Kepong. Was wondering how come so many ppl grabbing some Pear from China..RM0.99 only. So when the crowd went off, i went nearer to the pear and hold up one to look see...suddenly someone whacked my arms. "EH! THIS IS MY PEAR!".
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WTF?? Dun tell me the whole display of pears belongs to her. So i just drop the pear back into the bundle/mountain/whatever u wanna call it. And walked opposite her, looking at her continue to press every single pear in front of her...Mr Chan came.."Wah..cheap ah..nice ah..wanna buy ah??"..then i said " u better becareful...the pear belongs to the woman...later she will whack you and say u're holding her pear". Then my hubby said " eh that woman a..i saw her walking around and eating every single thing in the sampling booth"..... eeee so shy..some ppl is just so "thick skin"...i wonder where they come from....hahahaha
Hope your Mr Chan didn't make poridge using Jack Daniels for Jayden hor?
ReplyDeleteso fierce man, Jayden!!! can giggle somemore!!! shud tell him to whack that C4 lady!
ReplyDeleteJayden must whacked him for you, making you drunk for nothing. :P
ReplyDeleteyikes, I hate those aunties who treat sample booth like free buffet...
ReplyDeletenext time those aunties whack you you whack them back or better... step on thier toes! kekekekkee
ReplyDeleteayo chung sai mun keh..sure some kampung in kepong/jinjang la..so rude!! sorry ah for those living in those areas..but hor...can't blame for stereotyping la...memang sked to go there one..
ReplyDeletenext time ask the aunty what and later told her the pear din wrote her name ler...else straight told the boss the aunty wan 5 kilo of the pear... ;)
ReplyDeleteaiyerrrrr, if oni i can gv some to my malcolm, then i can hv one good night's sleeeeeppppp, haihhhhh
ReplyDeleteWah wat kind of aunty is tat la.... She so "ba toh" how come U keep quite geh, U sked she whacked U again ah!! I will take a few pears and slam it straight to her face and tell her aunty U take all la.... Poor Mr Chan got whacked by Jayden.. I think Jayden wans to tell him off for putting real JD in cookin for mommy lor!!
ReplyDeleteWah, your jau leung so char wan ar? But ar I also find myself having low alcohol tolerance after the 9-mth abstinance from it..hehe.
ReplyDeletewelcome to the kena-whacked-by-child club! me dunno kena how many times liao! whacked, knocked, kicked, punched, slapped etc. :(
ReplyDeleteLooks like you've had your share of "nasty aunties" lately hor? First one open your bag, korek korek in shopping mall than one slap your hand, sollylah don't mean to laugh but your story was very funny.
ReplyDeletewahlau eh, this kinda aunties ar.... whack her back lar... "EH! choose and go, no press press"... the stall owner never whallop her? chase away her customer... hahaha
ReplyDeleteZMM: He dunno how to make porrd for Jayden la.. All i make one..
ReplyDeleteMott: He was too busy looking at the pears..Haha
Mich: Hahah Maybe Maybe..
Shoppingmum: Many Many Around..so shy.
Angeleyes + Wenn: We're high class ppl..dun fight wit 'em..bring our class down only.. Hahah
Ace: U stay in Kepong AH!!!! Carrefour la!
Amah: eh..Egghead stay near there wan o.. :P
Ah Nel:Next time i bring u and u tok to her la.. Hahaha
Samm: if can i also want to give Jayden some ler..
Vien: My face like i'm a smoker+drinker+playgirl...but i'm not.. Hehehe i dun drink wan..
Egg: can give Mr Chan some self defense lesson ka?
FireHorse: Yalor.. I was wondering the same thing while driving to work this morning. hmm..btw, u got my mail? ;)
Shannon: Carrefour ma..picit and eat all u want ma..
Eh ! why u dun whack her back? If I'm u I will whack her back and bite on the pear then give her back hehehe!
ReplyDeleteDesp Mum: OMG! u so fierce wan ah! hahaha
ReplyDeleteTsk tsk tsk, tak malu punya Aunty! You should've told her off! Some people are just way toooo kiasu!
ReplyDeleteEh, managed to get the makcik ah?
Your son very keng, so young already whack parents. kekekeke....
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