Hum Hum Sup Sup Ppl..

Remember Julian wrote about the students that had sex in front of his house? And Huisia wrote about nearly the same thing again about the couple in the park..Well i have something to share also, as usual ma... (i wanted to link u guys up but dunno why blogspot merajuk dun let me wor..)

I was at Giant Subang and i was driving my sis and my son for shopping there. Round round the car park and there wasn't any available and as usual some cars will park at the side waiting for ppl to go off. So i was looking left and right hoping to find a carpark, and the same time my sis was blabbling and complaining as usual. There they are, in the car, under the bright sun, kissing. Yah..kissing only ma..what's the big deal right? Come...let me describe to you how they kiss ya....Okay move your mouth by saying this while moving your tounge...BLIH BLEH BLUP BLUB BLOB BLI BLEB BLOUB BLUUB BLOPPP BLAPP.. So u know how it goes?? (free course available at Sasha's place...please enquire within..HAHAHA)

So, i was the only one besides the many many ppl around in that area that saw them doing it. So being-a-not-kay-poh person like me..i moved on. (haha) Parked my car and went in to shop. Sister still blabbling.....so i went to the bb section..milk powder section. Guess what i saw? The same blardy couple BLIBBB BLEPPP BLOOOB in the aisle. #$%%@@ And u know what? i walked passed them, my sister didn;t notice them ..and they ended the kissing with a "chuiitttt" sound. Like the sucker being pulled off from the window..

Then i told my sis.."WTF...kissing in the milk powder section. Yalah enjoy la..after dat accident and buy milk powder la u". My sis said" Huh? Who is kissing" (slap head) So being a more kay-poh person than me..my sis wanna see who is the couple..so i brought her to the grocery section and showed her la..

Then she said.." wah ..tak sabar wanna go home and F.."
I said " Nolah..this is after F king edi wan ".
Sis Said " No..see they're shopping for food. to go home and eat and F later"
Me say " No...this is after F liao..Very happy ma..so Shop for food. Hungry after F ma.."
Sis say.. " No..see the way they walk..Like hugging hugging"..
Me say " Hmm liddis la.. Maybe F liao..come out for makan..and go home and F again"
Sis say " ah..Must be la!"
Me say : "Yalah..now kiss and cannot get enough of each other..after married and have kids.. see whether wanna touch each other again or not..."

Sis say : "hmmm yalor"

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Wah got second story samo...another couple being spotted while i went for my holiday in Lone Pine Penang. This girl....*sigh* beh tahan her.. She's acting like she's gonna drown in the 4ft water when my nephews and nieces swimming around her..and they're only like 2ft tall? I felt like drowning her by pushing her head down and hear her screaming like she's been doing all the while while the BF is around. When the BF is not around..she can swim...SO FAKE!

Tadaaaaa...i have their beautiful picture to show show..HAHAHAHA (notty me, i know)

Obviously it's a F king vacation for them. And each time i see them in the pool ..she's doing it again... Liddis.. "Ahhh...So Scared..Ah......Ahh...Ahh....Ahhhahahaha Ah...." They're sick ppl...so sick ppl. But i think they got the message when i brought Jayden to swim next to her and Jayden was happily kicking and playing with the water. Wanna HeeHeehaaHaa go home ler..

In a not so related issue ...try to focus behind the couple and u can see something. No...not the kid. That's adam, my nephew. Behind adam. Look closely....can u see?


U cannot see this Beautiful Aunty/Uncle taking picture of himself meh? Seriously...izit a man or woman?