Thursday, March 08, 2007

Commonly Mistaken......ME

People always have the wrong impression about me. I don't blame them. Cos i have a cheeky face and outgoing character. So, come let Sasha tell you something about her.

The Nerdy Sasha

No. I was never a nerd and never will be a nerd. Cos, No. 1. I don't read. The only thing I read is baby magazines, magazines and blogs. No. 2. I was never the study type and yet I can score my exams if i want to. I was never the top student because I'm not good at memorising things. Also no enforcement from my parents cos we will do our homework ourselves. If don't know, figure out yourself! My parents will know that it's exam time when they see us holding books and watching TV at the same time. Other than exam time, you don't see us holding a book in the house. And yet all the girls can really score. My dad will never sign my report book the first time when i asked him to. I don't know why. But he will fling my book out of the house. Konon lah....wanna show power! So i have to cry and cry for days only he will sign for me. And stupid me, i never sign my own report book but i helped others to sign their report book. Stupid? I asked my dad once .."Pa, why you dun wanna sign my book?". "Because it's not straight As". So the next round I came back with straight As and he did the same thing again. And this round he said that "it's not 100%". After that I just gave up and did like normal, no mood to study and score..cos no matter how hard you work and tried. It's not perfect. So i only concentrate on the major ones. UPSR, 4As out of 4 subjects. PMR 6As + 1B (jazz better 7As), SPM: gred 1 Agg 14. Not a very amusing record, but it's good enough for myself.

The Lanci Sasha.

If you see me walking in shopping malls and on the road side. First impression. Wah! Damn Lan Ci. You also feel like wanna bash me up. This face, i got it from my mom. And I'm tough because my mom is tough. (and because of the japonese boss training). My mom works with dad in our workshop. My mom can fix cars and machines. And i grew up in the workshop and spend my days there during the weekdays and Saturdays. Why? Because I used to have a drug addict uncle who lives under the same roof. You can read about it if you wanna know more here. So, I played with tools when other girls play with Barbie dolls and watch TV at home. I started to fix alternators and starters of customer's car when i was like ermm 9/10? I don't know. What i know is that I'm always dirty and greasy and my hands are full with cuts from the hard gel when i removed the wire from the alternator coil. And that's why my hands are so rough now.... Don't know what is a coil? Never mind, hard to explain.
The cheeky Sasha
Ah.....this look. This IS the look that make people confused most of the time. This look is always being interpreted as the Naughty~many boyfren (aka Playgirl)~ Drinker ~ Smoker ~ Clubber ~Lagi Apa La Face. I tell seriously also no one believe that I'm not. I don't disagree with you that I DO look naughty and I AM naughty because i like to joke a lot and i have my very own sense of humour. So, like what I've said before, never judge a book by its cover. NEVER.

I grew up in a very conservative family. If there's a kissing scene in the TV and my dad is around, he will scold and say he need eye-mo. Shiat...like he don't do it. My mom controls everyone in the family. My dad and the 4 of us. For us she uses.....tadaaaa money. You don't obey me. No money. So, everyone was scared and obeyed her like she's the empress.

For me, being the youngest doesn't mean I can shake my legs and do nothing. In fact I have to do the mopping, cleaning and cooking for the entire household of 8 ppl. Cook and cook and sometimes they don't come back for dinner! And i get paid RM50 by my grandma. I was trained to work from very young age. I sold batu seremban in sch when i was 7 yrs old. I took my mom's extra pieces of cloth and rice. Make them into batu seremban and sell it for RM1.50 for a set, or 30cents for each pieces. I can draw well, so i draw and make bookmarks to sell. Once i even sold ladybugs to the prefects in my sch. Hahaha Not that I'm money minded , I was destined to be a marketeer and sales person. So young age also i know how to make sales promotion.
During the sch holidays grandma will find jobs for us, like pasting the double sided tapes behind Anita Mui's concert poster and folding those bank leaflets. 100 pcs for 3cents. Damn little...fold and fold morning till night only get paid like 20bucks. But it's alot for me. And also way before softlan uses machine to stick the paper of the mother and the baby on the bottles, they use man power to stick the paper on the bottles before they fill it up with softener. So we just sit there and stick and wipe and stick and wipe. Boxes and Boxes of that. And I don't use the money i earned. I keep and keep until i reached college life and spent all on jalan-jalan, makaning with my frens.
I was never invited to birthday parties and jalan-jalan in my secondary life because before I ask, my dad will say "NO.If you wanna go, go yourself. and if anything happen to you don't come back to me". So, my frens isolated me and say that I'm weird, cannot go out wan. AND no guys can call me. I was in all girls sch from primary until secondary sch. Cannot go tuition cos my dad once say a guy waving bye bye to me. So no bf, no fone calls. So how i get to know Big Chan? Thru Internet la..apa lagi?

The Timid Sasha

No. I'm not timid. Never Sweet. Never look fragile. And that's why I don't have many bf before Big Chan. He was the first serious and only bf. And after dat i got cheated married with him. Even my admirer turned stalker told me, i am only 89% of a woman cos i don't look fragile. His perfect woman must be 90% and she is my fren who needed someone to help her to tie her shoe lace and peel off the skin of a persimmon before she eat. Well, now u know. Sasha is not cacated and i dun need someone ppl to tie my own shoe lace! Another fren of mine scolded my stalker "Are you stupid to go after her? Do you know how to spell the word DIE?".

Hmmmmm... Then i know, actually i have a few admirers but because of so many reasons like i don't go clubbing and drinking, I'm not "happening" enough to be the gf. And some commented that I'm too "smart" to be the gf. Then you know what? Big Chan is the bravest person i ever know...cos he blur blur went and invite me to go Jaya Jusco to buy his working attire and then after dat every Thursday send me to my tuition place. And then he became Gila and asked me to be his GF. Blek!

So now, after this post, you might think that I'm Vain for posting my pictures. Anything la...we can't stop people from thinking what they wanna think right?

44 comments:

  1. Hahaha! u really funnylar. I think u really can become a actress. I like the Lan Chi type very "Yau Ying" lar :P

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  2. 1st pic got Teacher look..hehe...due to this sometimes u still can pretend good girl la ...

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  3. yeah... 1st pic totally can tipu many people and kids :P
    nice to know you :)

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  4. Wuah...Sasha so hawt wan. Sked....

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  5. i like the cheeky sasha... hahaha
    now stop making me laugh in front of the monitor, colleagues will think i'm crazy

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  6. muahahahaa!!u're so funny la. But i like all four pictures, all got different look!!

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  7. Wah... ownself take, then post :) I like ^_^.

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  8. i like the lan ci picture! kakakkaka

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  9. the lanci photo looks like sunglasses ad ler..maybe you can try to model for commercial/tv ad

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  10. AIYO!!! i NEVER ASK U GUYS TO SEE PICTURE! U GUSY DUN READ MY POST KA! HAHAHHAHAH

    Desp Mum: Funny then become actress edi? so easy?

    Jesslyn: What "pretend" i Dun "pretend"

    Telur: ten kiu for yr comment ah. nice.

    5Xmom: Cakap saja la. Mana ada punya..

    Shannon + Annie + sue+ amah: KEKE are u enjoy?

    Blueranger: NOLA....

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  11. girl, you have too much free time in your hand. LOL!

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  12. Love all your pictures.. and glad to learn more about you.. :) you're a person with very amusing characteristic!

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  13. wahahaha.. u are so cute and funny !!...

    mayb someday i will do something lidat.. if i can remember...

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  14. Wah.. you 'sau cho mat yeh chi kek'??

    But ur right la, if I dont read your blog, my first impression of you would be --- wah..this girl must be dem fierce and lanci. Kekeke.. :D

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  15. 10Q for such a good intro bout urself .. and becoz of the pic i laugh like "gila" infront the monitor and my colleague give a look that say --> this fella here sure gila adi

    I m glad to know u :D and hor i like the "LanCi" Sasha coz same with me ma .. my collagues say i look "LanCi" when i dun smile :P

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  16. i like all your pictures too...you are one "hot looking mom" with very good sense of humour!!!me too..i'm glad to learn more bout you... ;)

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  17. Heh. I know what coils are. I grew up in the automotive industry too. =)

    Aaaaaanyway, like I've said yesterday, mulut tempayan can close, mulut orang sikit susah lah. Don't worry about what people think of you as long as you know who you are. Eh, do I make sense ah?

    Love all the photos btw. And see, I told you you're one hawt momma! =)

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  18. and..you look very young la...at least younger than me la! LOL!

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  19. LOL busy with work also I had to read this when I saw the nerdy photo! I also like the lan ci one he he but yeah, sure will snort at you if you walk by looking like that ;-)

    Gosh...we've got very similar growing up experiences but wahlauuu, PMR. You're that young!

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  20. Vien : Not too much free time. Too much to say.

    mama bok : Hahaha wait till u see me in person

    janicepa: Cute meh. tomorrow i dress like sailormoon lagi cute.

    Etcetera~Mommy : Hehehe but u have met me b4 ma..

    Jessie Woo : dun laff too much a..ppl send u to tanjung rambutan

    Leng ::) hehehe like dat also can learn?

    Nadia : I know what cha mean hehe

    mom2ashley : Hahaha actually i very old wan

    KittyCat : Yaka...come we fix car together..heheh

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  21. Hahahaha Sasha. This is the best "About Me" post I ever read. Your pics hor look like different persons all of them. You got split personality wan izzit?

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  22. Suma pictures cantik la!!

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  23. wah the 'lanci' pose, got Amber Chia look wor...

    I like! got gaya! :-D

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  24. Yeah yeah... the lanci Sasha is damn H.A.W.T!!! Phweeeet MIFL wor!

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  25. hahaah....when did you take the photos ah? Today in your office?? You are not 'lan zhi' just very cool....'yau seng kak', I would say :D

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  26. Sasha has got thick and sexy lips!Phewiiiittt!

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  27. mumsgather: this is call camelleon.

    aceone118: tomorrow u see , u see properly lo.

    CutiePrincessMummy: Amber? hahahah

    Princess Pei Pei: Hei long time no see! hehe

    Mommy to Chumsy: eh at home la..cannot see curtain meh

    Rabbit: u aldo dun wana come n see me in real life :(

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  28. Sasha, you are one hot mama.

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  29. Wow you so smart, so many "As", smarter than me. Why suddenly so hiaw? hehehe...

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  30. Wah sasha so many different looks, all very cute, aiyah why you do big reveal before the Bloggers party, dis wan preliminary intro kah? So you going as which sasha??

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  31. I love all the pix but last one, too cute! Definitely a leng lui mommy :)

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  32. wahsey...you really show off wor...hehe..show all ur pretty pretty picture wan...sure we know more about you from this post.

    yalor..you also kena tag from my kid's blog wor..:p

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  33. LCLY look is cool ler... keep them coming. take more pics while u are young. if like me oredi, ppl think i sot sot tei.. fatt lou hau.

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  34. I enjoy reading this post so much. thanks for sharing about you. When I saw the lan ci picture, before I read your own comment, the term "lan ci" came past my mind.

    Have fun tonight....

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  35. We see picture no read post one... kekekekkeke... next time post more pictures less words.

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  36. Cannot agree more with Julian. *give me five, Julian*. I like to stare at ur pics more esp. the 'lansi' one.

    Kidding lar, love to read all ur posts but sometimes I may be a bit late but I pasti read one.

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  37. wah seh.. so many pic.. this and that.. can join acting already. Who took your pic? your hubby?

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  38. oooo.. u got another tag frm me.

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  39. wah... i think we have quite identical UPSR/PMR and SPM result!!

    cooking for 8 fella in the family... wow, that's no easy feat!

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  40. Wahh.. impressed by a lot of things la.. sorry gua kaypoh ah.

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  41. hweesan4:16 PM

    Luv ur blog & nice to know U :)

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  42. u dun look lanci, and u're not, infact, u're one of the nicest person i met (ok la maybe onli once..but first impressions are correct kan? =P)

    i admire ur toughness, how u can stand up for urself, because i was never able to, before my dad left us. i was weak, and couldn't even cross the road alone. people bully me, i never had many friends, cos, yea i was never allowed to go out too. i was in a co-ed school, but no guys can call me, not taht any wanted to cos i was dead fugly(trust me on this).

    so yeap, don't care wut ppl think la..as long as u're happy..can edi! ;)

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  43. wow i really i admire how strong you are it takes alot to be that way with some ppl i really like this blog you wrote i think its interesting and i enjoyed it and i think ur funny too lol i dun even know u but i thank ud be cool as hell girl keep writing!!
    Lexxy

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  44. i really liked your blog i thought it was very interesting and i think ur funny keep writing
    Lexxy

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