Commonly Mistaken......ME

People always have the wrong impression about me. I don't blame them. Cos i have a cheeky face and outgoing character. So, come let Sasha tell you something about her.

The Nerdy Sasha

No. I was never a nerd and never will be a nerd. Cos, No. 1. I don't read. The only thing I read is baby magazines, magazines and blogs. No. 2. I was never the study type and yet I can score my exams if i want to. I was never the top student because I'm not good at memorising things. Also no enforcement from my parents cos we will do our homework ourselves. If don't know, figure out yourself! My parents will know that it's exam time when they see us holding books and watching TV at the same time. Other than exam time, you don't see us holding a book in the house. And yet all the girls can really score. My dad will never sign my report book the first time when i asked him to. I don't know why. But he will fling my book out of the house. Konon lah....wanna show power! So i have to cry and cry for days only he will sign for me. And stupid me, i never sign my own report book but i helped others to sign their report book. Stupid? I asked my dad once .."Pa, why you dun wanna sign my book?". "Because it's not straight As". So the next round I came back with straight As and he did the same thing again. And this round he said that "it's not 100%". After that I just gave up and did like normal, no mood to study and score..cos no matter how hard you work and tried. It's not perfect. So i only concentrate on the major ones. UPSR, 4As out of 4 subjects. PMR 6As + 1B (jazz better 7As), SPM: gred 1 Agg 14. Not a very amusing record, but it's good enough for myself.

The Lanci Sasha.

If you see me walking in shopping malls and on the road side. First impression. Wah! Damn Lan Ci. You also feel like wanna bash me up. This face, i got it from my mom. And I'm tough because my mom is tough. (and because of the japonese boss training). My mom works with dad in our workshop. My mom can fix cars and machines. And i grew up in the workshop and spend my days there during the weekdays and Saturdays. Why? Because I used to have a drug addict uncle who lives under the same roof. You can read about it if you wanna know more here. So, I played with tools when other girls play with Barbie dolls and watch TV at home. I started to fix alternators and starters of customer's car when i was like ermm 9/10? I don't know. What i know is that I'm always dirty and greasy and my hands are full with cuts from the hard gel when i removed the wire from the alternator coil. And that's why my hands are so rough now.... Don't know what is a coil? Never mind, hard to explain.

The cheeky Sasha

Ah.....this look. This IS the look that make people confused most of the time. This look is always being interpreted as the Naughty~many boyfren (aka Playgirl)~ Drinker ~ Smoker ~ Clubber ~Lagi Apa La Face. I tell seriously also no one believe that I'm not. I don't disagree with you that I DO look naughty and I AM naughty because i like to joke a lot and i have my very own sense of humour. So, like what I've said before, never judge a book by its cover. NEVER.

I grew up in a very conservative family. If there's a kissing scene in the TV and my dad is around, he will scold and say he need eye-mo. Shiat...like he don't do it. My mom controls everyone in the family. My dad and the 4 of us. For us she uses.....tadaaaa money. You don't obey me. No money. So, everyone was scared and obeyed her like she's the empress.

For me, being the youngest doesn't mean I can shake my legs and do nothing. In fact I have to do the mopping, cleaning and cooking for the entire household of 8 ppl. Cook and cook and sometimes they don't come back for dinner! And i get paid RM50 by my grandma. I was trained to work from very young age. I sold batu seremban in sch when i was 7 yrs old. I took my mom's extra pieces of cloth and rice. Make them into batu seremban and sell it for RM1.50 for a set, or 30cents for each pieces. I can draw well, so i draw and make bookmarks to sell. Once i even sold ladybugs to the prefects in my sch. Hahaha Not that I'm money minded , I was destined to be a marketeer and sales person. So young age also i know how to make sales promotion.

During the sch holidays grandma will find jobs for us, like pasting the double sided tapes behind Anita Mui's concert poster and folding those bank leaflets. 100 pcs for 3cents. Damn little...fold and fold morning till night only get paid like 20bucks. But it's alot for me. And also way before softlan uses machine to stick the paper of the mother and the baby on the bottles, they use man power to stick the paper on the bottles before they fill it up with softener. So we just sit there and stick and wipe and stick and wipe. Boxes and Boxes of that. And I don't use the money i earned. I keep and keep until i reached college life and spent all on jalan-jalan, makaning with my frens.

I was never invited to birthday parties and jalan-jalan in my secondary life because before I ask, my dad will say "NO.If you wanna go, go yourself. and if anything happen to you don't come back to me". So, my frens isolated me and say that I'm weird, cannot go out wan. AND no guys can call me. I was in all girls sch from primary until secondary sch. Cannot go tuition cos my dad once say a guy waving bye bye to me. So no bf, no fone calls. So how i get to know Big Chan? Thru Internet la..apa lagi?

The Timid Sasha

No. I'm not timid. Never Sweet. Never look fragile. And that's why I don't have many bf before Big Chan. He was the first serious and only bf. And after dat i got cheated married with him. Even my admirer turned stalker told me, i am only 89% of a woman cos i don't look fragile. His perfect woman must be 90% and she is my fren who needed someone to help her to tie her shoe lace and peel off the skin of a persimmon before she eat. Well, now u know. Sasha is not cacated and i dun need someone ppl to tie my own shoe lace! Another fren of mine scolded my stalker "Are you stupid to go after her? Do you know how to spell the word DIE?".

Hmmmmm... Then i know, actually i have a few admirers but because of so many reasons like i don't go clubbing and drinking, I'm not "happening" enough to be the gf. And some commented that I'm too "smart" to be the gf. Then you know what? Big Chan is the bravest person i ever know...cos he blur blur went and invite me to go Jaya Jusco to buy his working attire and then after dat every Thursday send me to my tuition place. And then he became Gila and asked me to be his GF. Blek!

So now, after this post, you might think that I'm Vain for posting my pictures. Anything la...we can't stop people from thinking what they wanna think right?