You are my sunshine....

I received a call from my niece, Jasmine the other day. And she told me she is so tired getting selected to attend school activities (cos other kids just looked at the teacher with the blank face all the time). She got selected (again) to go for school competition and this time, she got to wear the stupid sun made out of Styrofoam on her head. And she sang the entire song for me while i was driving home.

I went home last weekend and she was giggling and told me, "Mai-Mai? Wanna hear my Sunshine song again?" And i replied..."nope. Already heard it". She said..."No this is different". So i said "Okay and continue to eat my dinner". She sang....

You are my asshole,
My only asshole,
You make me happy, when i shiiiiiiiiitttt,
You never know dear,
How much I love my asshole,
Please don't take my
asshole away...

Everyone nearly choked and she giggled. Goodness...And she told me my BIL taught her that song . Probably they're so sick of her talking all the way from PD to Melaka during CNY so taught her a new song so she can enjoy herself singing away. Haha

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And another day, i went home. I heard a commotion. Her dad was scolding her. And i asked her mom (my sis):

Me: What happened la
Sis: She said yesterday she dun have homework.
Me: Then
Sis : So i asked her to take out her books so i can check her books.
Me: Then
Sis: Then she said ..O O got one homework. So i asked why just now she said dun have.
Me: Then?
Sis: She told me that's "the other" day's homework. You say die or not?
Me: The other day's homework. (true mah..u ask yesterday got homework or not. You never say that day got homework or not ma)

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Her Dad went to fetch her. Teacher managed to get hold of her Dad.

Teacher 1: Mr Andrew, I want to talk to you about Jasmine.
Dad: Yes. What is it?
Teacher: She always talk non stop in class and then she never copy anything when i write on the blackboard. Not only that, she kacau others until everyone also cannot copy what i write on the board.
Dad: (Stare at Jasmine...)*blush*
Teacher 2: Is that Jasmine's dad? Mr Andrew!
Teacher 3: (following teacher no.2)
Teacher 4: (following teacher no.3)
Teacher 5 : (following teacher no.4)
Teachers: Blih Blah Blih Blah.
Dad: (speechless)

This woman girl really is a smart girl. But like normal, smart ppl will be naughtier. In Kindy, she was asked to stand in the corner for 2 whole weeks. Why? Cos she was walking around in class and when teacher teach, she sapu lantai. Die or not? The reason why she walk around in the class is because.. " i already know how to write my name. I already know how to write ABC until Z and i already know how to write 1 till 100. So boring!". *sigh* blame who? Sometimes we just gotto listen to them and understand them abit. True also...how many years in kindy and learning the same old thing...of course bored la. The education system here, *sigh* is all about memorising memorising. And not teaching them to understand. As long as can score in exam, means smart. I really dunno how to choose a school for Jayden next time.*thinking*

Naaah...think later la..

For now...i'm gonna sing the sunshine song today tro entertain myself ..hehehe