Wednesday, March 14, 2007

My Car, Sarong Terlondeh and the Ayam Jantan!

Was driving home one day. As usual i will take small roads in Kg Kayu Ara to go home. Drive drive and singing samo in the car. As usual in Kampung.....they will walk, run, ride bicycle like if its their grandfather's kampung. And of coz being in a kampung, of cos got chicken, then chicken bring small chickens to cross the road.

So as i thought it'll be just another day....i saw a man-riding his old grandpa bicycle with his sarung and pagoda t-shirt. He was tunggang-ing his bicycle left, right, centre and one the left hand siode of the road. nmflt. Like his father owned he road.

And as I was approaching him, suddenly this ayam Jantan came running out from the right side of the road! Gila! as thought someone was chasing after him with a knife want to chop him up liddat! He Ran and Ran Like GILA

I was like SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

i fast fast look on my left. Cilakak! the man still riding left and right with his sarong. I fast fast look on my right. The ayam jantan still barging out towards my car.

I Said Die. Sure Die.

If hit the man , sure he will fall down, sarong terlondeh, got blood, have to pay money and then the whole kampung will come out and whack me. I die. I die. Worst, if he mati, i mampus.

If i hit the chicken, The chicken mampus, the whole kampung come out, I die , I die also.

So many things to think about in only like a few seconds.

So i have no choice but to choose only i option.
And I...















hit the brakes. And my tyre went screeeeeeeeeehhhhhh

Phew! Luckily there's no car at the back.

The guy with the sarong still ride left , right centre on his grandpa bicycle.

The chicken made a U-Turn and went back to the right side of the road.
Scare the hell out of me. Until my lubang hidung also went inverted edi.
Pengajaran kali ini: Don't drive in Kampung area!
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11 comments:

  1. always always drive really really slowly and very very carefully ler in kampung road... otherwise you kena whacked for no reason :P

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  2. Eh, my dad used to hit one of the jantan chicken at the kpg area also. I tell u wat just a jantan chicken the whole kpg ppl came out surronded my dad just like "MICHEAL JACKSON KAMPONG TOUR" :P

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  3. mom2ashley10:51 AM

    wah drama minggu ini man...hahah!

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  4. Haha! You don't want to be a script writer ke? =) Ada bakatlah!

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  5. Haha! You don't want to be a script writer ke? =) Ada bakatlah!

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  6. your sure your lubang hidung is the only lobang that got inverted? kakakaka

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  7. wuah got next post preview sommo!!! power!!

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  8. Next time call Cocka, tell him to mend his brader and sister (ayam) properly la!!! Kakakaka

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  9. Alamak!! your next post is preview what wan geh? Faster tell!!

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  10. Yalor... why hor, in kampung area, if we ter-kill their chicken also we must die ah????

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  11. holy cow!... i mean... holy ayam jantan!

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