Friday, March 02, 2007

6 weird things

Aiyo aiyo kepala pusing,
Itu
ah pek banyak bising,
Sekali mali tengok gua punya blablaing,
Gua sudah kena dia punya tagging.

Ini Ah Pek Manyak cilakah
Mau Tagging, nama pun salah
Luckily dia ada kasi comment lah,
If not gua tak mau layan sama dia lah.

So 6 weird things about sasha,
Itu pun mau tau ka?
Saya Semua pun weird weird ke la,
Kalau tak weird saya bukan sasha la.

Okay first weird thing about sasha,
Actually her name is not sasha,
Because everyone call her shasha, sasa & salsa,
So apa-apa pun boleh la!

Next thing about sasha ha..
Ppl tot she’s still single la,
If not married sure divorce ke la...
I dunno why, maybe she look independent la.

Her muka like so damn lanci…
drinker, smoker and player all on the fa-cie..
But once you know her oledi..
U make fren with her sure u hapi.

From Pikture she look like damn tinggi,
Actually she very the shorti,
5 kaki tambah sikit lagi,
Itu high heels do the stori.

From pikture she look like a hottie,
But actually she very aunti,
Guys all run oledi,
Sked of her talking about her baby.

But dun play play with this lady,
She is like cili padi,
Kecik Kecik 5 kaki,
Make her angry?
Nanti she gigit yr kaki.

Okay I finish oledi,
Ah Pek, U suka Hati?
Now my turn oledi!
I wanna tag somebodi!

5xmom is a celebriti,
Everyone also want to see,
Now I tag u oki?
We fren fren then we go parti.

Wingz very the farni,
Dat day so syiok bluff me,
That
cocka also like to bluff me,
Nah…u both do tag ini!

Immomsdaugther writing PPP,
Dun forget to answer my tag oki?
Mott we hold hand go party,
But first I wanna hear you rap tag ini!

Okay Okay Telima Kasi,
For reading my bla bla bli bli bli,
Esok u senang mali lagi,
But please no more tag, oki?


Now i read back..it's not 6 weird things..it's 6 facts about myself.
Can la hor?
Can la...
i Lazy wanna do again la.
telima kasi...

16 comments:

  1. *cheerleading with pompom dance*
    go SASHA, go SASHA !!

    Terror la awak berpantun !
    lain kali cubalah sastera melayu, mesti best punya ! :)
    SASHA BOLEH !

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  2. pwuahhh! You pandai berpantun hor. *impressed la*

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  3. wah... keng keng.... clap clap

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  4. sasha ah, you also say lah. Those stuff are not weird leh. Try again! haha! Kalo ada minister minister latang baca lu punyia blog hoh, meleka pasti mahu ban lu punyia blog lah. Bahasa rojak semua. haha!

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  5. Sasha,terror ah. Very creative. Reply your tagged in pantun.

    Enjoy reading it ssoooo much.

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  6. Fuiyoh Sasha clever berpuisi
    Gua baca pun syiok oledi
    Lucky lu tarak tag me
    Gua tidor pun senang hati!!

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  7. wow, 1st time ever seen tis Malay-Eng rap pantun! hav a good laugh fr it! Real salute!!!

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  8. Gua bila dan mana ada bluff lu?
    You can kena bluff meh...so kayu
    Please don't tell the world seluruh,
    about the rumour of me having 2 gugu!

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  9. wahhh...manyak telima kasiii,
    semua olang bolih puisi,
    Gua tak bolih cari makan lagi,
    lagi baik pegi mati..

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  10. You manyak pandai ler...:P

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  11. I impressed on your pantun lah...Hats off to you...

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  13. hi, I have tag you. check my blog

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  14. babykhong10:34 AM

    Hahah...syiok lah reading your pantun. Very goooood! *clap clap*

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  15. hi sasha... you've been tagged again lorrr..
    http://sweetpeamy.blogspot.com/2007/03/five-wishes-i-have-for-my-son-this-year.html

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  16. bravo! bravo! pantun so good, rhymed so well. very funny too. really enjoy reading it. must have taken you a bit of time to come up.

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