Today i wanna Bitch about...

Today i wanna bitch about someone. Actually I want to tokkok about someone. My department secretary. I also wanna give her an award. I wanna give an Award for :

Slowest Secretary of all secretaries in my entire company.

Laziest Secretary.

Greediest Secretary.

Oldest and Horniest Secretary around.

The Secretary that used the most make-up but still look like this. What's the point anyway???

Every month also everyone gotto argue with her you know why? Because she refused to order mineral water for us! Like the blardy money belongs to her! Our dept ordered the most can drinks to serve suppliers/visitors but we don't see it anywhere. Cos why? She need to smuggle it home and feed her anak-anak tiri. Bugger...everyday can see her sipping the can drink at her place...kena diabetes baru tau!

Then samo hor *8* just got married again (YES AGAIN! For 3rd time). She tot she got a goodie goodie husband. But she cannot accept the fact that the guy only want her money. She's till paying Ah loongs for her 2nd husband's debt.Stupid woman...

Then hor..*8* whole day do nothing. Just sit there and yak yak yak on the fone. Call the husband 100000 times aday...to say what ? "Baba..Baba I love you. Baba sayang Baby Tak? Baba buat apa tu? Ye la..Baby Sayang Baba jugak..I LOVE YOU BABA . I LOVE YOU". Like her husband got some memory problem or something like dat..cannot remember that the wife loves him! Diu....

Everyday just sit there and don't move at all. No wonder hor the damn 9 big la. If she's walking around then she will bitch bitch and bitch about other ppl. CT and Latuk K la...say ppl damn old la.. Better than you la. At least ppl damn rich la. You leh? Gotto let your hubby eat "slipper rice".

Samo...suspect she's pregnant wor...happy lor. Waited damn long edi..Good! But wanna fully utilise the company's benefit. Pregnancy Kit also don't wanna buy from outside. Wanna wait till come to office and ask the company's doctor to check! Stupid or not? Ppl check whether pregnant or not early in the morning. By the time come to work already what time? stupid...

Last time when i first came back from maternity she damn syiok. Cos see see i'm chubbier than last time. This is what I wrote about her in my previous blog "I want to shut my department’s ICI DULUX WEATHERBOND (if you know what I mean..) secretary’s mouth..who keeps saying .. "Sasha..you gained a lot of weight huh? Dulu u sliiiiiim aje kan? Sekarang..*sengih sengih*…while eating non-stop like there’s no tomorrow…PIG!" See now dare to say or not!
During my maternity she can call me and ask me what I'm giving them back if they give me angpow for my son. Stupid Bitch. Damn greedy! Where got ppl ask questions liddat wan?

Feel like her! 8 Poh!!!!



*deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath*

Okay! I'm edi...Thank you for reading..Back to work again...