Mr Phua and his Ipoh Siao Cheh

Let me tell you a story about Mr Phua. No, not Phua Chu Kang. It's just Phua BK.

Anyway, Mr Phua is in his mid30s. Short, not so educated, dark, speaks Cantonese most of time, in sales line, a dad of a one year old todd. He loves his todd with all his heart (you can always see a pair of todd shoes in his car) but he don't love his wife that much. His reason: she is not that pretty anymore. Well, I wonder who made her "not so pretty anymore".

Anyway, me being a newbie in the company, sits right next to him. And no one will ever listen to him. I wonder why. After 1 month of working there, I finally know why.

Everytime he comes back from Ipoh, there's nothing else to talk about, except how "fun" his Ipoh Business trip was. Being a newbie, I cannot tell him off. So I just nodded and nodded. I remember clearly he said " ALL MEN WILL CURI MAKAN. You think your bf won't cheat one you? You wish la." I just say "yakah?" Then he will tell me "Ipoh girl very pretty, the skin soft soft and white white and the best thing is 80 bucks only. You can "play" as long as you want. They very nice and gentle wan...they won't say no". Can you imagine my ear being so so so painful hearing all these nonsense?

Anyway, one day out of a sudden he told me that my boss,also visit "fun" places like this. Although he can stay with his relatives in KL (btw he is from Penang, comes to KL every month, early 30s, highly educated, daddy to a 1 yr old, handsome, smart, and very rich) he will chose to stay in Ritz. Why? Easy for him to invite girls over. It's not the girls where he picks them up from a club. The girl that he invite over is from a list and he need to pay for every hour of service.

That made me so ....geli and so so sick of them.

One day Mr. Phua came and told me about his latest "fun" session in Kl with my boss.

And I asked him..to close his eyes and imagine...

Me: Imagine that girl is super pretty. With big boobies.Wah...she wanna play hide and seek with you...

Mr Phua: * Smiled while closing his eyes*

Me: wuah she is removing her clothes, what will you do next?

Mr Phua : Start humping la!!* with his eyes closed*

Me: nice or not?

Mr phua: Nice!!!!! *with eyes closed*

Me: nice hor.........................then you turn around and your wife is standing next to you holding your son's hand and your son said "papa, what are you doing??
" Still nice or not?

Mr Phua: *opened his eyes* SH1T!!!!!

And he went back to his cubicle, speechless.

Few weeks later he came and told me, " I think my wife is seeing someone. That guy always come even when I'm around. Some more bring my son out with them".And I said to him "what comes around, goes around. You say she is not pretty anymore what. Now another guy thinks she is hot. All these while you are having fun with your Ipoh Siao Cheh, how about her? Now its her time to have fun. Fair right?" And I left the company not long after that.

He is now a father of 3 boys. Out of curiousity I have asked him in our latest phone conversation "so you still go and have fun ah?" And he replied "Nolah, cannot la. I don't dare already".

Maybe everytime he tried to have "fun" he will imagine his kiddo standing next to him and ask him "papa what are you doing?". Oh no what have I done? I just made someone mati pucuk when he sees a prost1tute. Muahahahhahha