Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Kids say the darnest thing!

Got this from the forwarded mails...damn alot..berlambak lambak..sometimes i wonder..what will happen if there's no forwarded mails..i think some of my colleagues will be very bored...hehe

These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

DERIC (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"


hehe kids...they're just so adorable..and carefree...no problem...so straightforward...if only we adults can do that...

3 comments:

  1. hahahahahaha..

    among all, i like the one by JACK!

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  2. wakakakakaka!!! kids' so innocent but they dunno they r making adult jokes... really cute jokes.

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  3. wuarharharhar... so cute... cold and hot milk!! oscar once say hubby without his shirt on and asked "daddy, why yr hair is growing on yr armpit and not on yr head"....sei mou...

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