Blog Break

Yes, it's Merdeka. So not working tomorrow. Then taking leave on Friday. Then its weekend.



No phone line at home. Stuck with my son. Cannot go cyber cafe. So see you on Monday.



Wait wait...



Kibar bendela dulu...

Merdeka!

Kids say the darnest thing!

Got this from the forwarded mails...damn alot..berlambak lambak..sometimes i wonder..what will happen if there's no forwarded mails..i think some of my colleagues will be very bored...hehe

These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

DERIC (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

hehe kids...they're just so adorable..and carefree...no problem...so straightforward...if only we adults can do that...

My Jayden Boy

Hmm Jayden is down with fever again. This time it's only fever on the head and not the body. Weird eh? can't blame him...cos his mama also liddat wan....

Anyway we took him to the hospital and we was busy kicking and blablabla-ing and when got into the doctor's room, he can't stop smiling while looking at the doctor (nope, not a lenglui doctor..) And he was busy grabbing her hands while she was examining her. And when we took his temperature with the ear thermometer, he was only 37. somethin something. But then when the doctor took his temperature with the thermometer (she put into his poot poot) he was actually having high fever 38.7. It was an internal fever...anyway this morning he got much much better.*phew*

Yesterday i had a conversation with his nanny. Nanny May said that my boy is the first baby under her care that is very "pantang". He said that normally she dun believe all this but she realize that everything time after someone praised my son, the next day sure sick wan...That's what I was thinking also..but didn't dare to tell her cos she's very kwai lowe type wan. So no more praise praise Jayden boy in front of him.

My hubby don't understand this "pantang" thing at all...he always say "how can you say my son is ugly when he is not?". So sometimes he comes back and say "Jayden ah..u so ugly la.." and turn around and tell me " I really dun get how this thing works!". Men....*shaking head*

Anyway here's a video of him before he's down with fever...yes, he is a talkative boy although he is only 5 months old.

and i never get enough of my little boy

Sale! Sale! Sale!

Everyone starts to write puisi kemerdekaan..for me MegaSale is more important..so i also berpantun la..

Hari Cuti Semua Hapi,
Shopping-la semua, apa lagi,
Syioknye Isteri, Gelisahnye Si Suami,
Peluh sudah mula
titik tak henti-henti.

Mali Mali Beli Beli,
Sekalang tak beli rugi nanti,
Levis punya sale lama lama
sekali,
Kalau tak beli nangis u nanti.

Masa Beli
jangan lupa diri,
Anak pula mesti di sisi,
Sekarang
dunia tak sama lagi,
Banyak kes curi,culik itu ini.

Hati-Hati Bila Beli,
Guna Kad berulang kali,
Bila Statement sudah mali,
Matilah you pokai nanti.

So sudah habis pantun..the awaited info...Have fun ppl, especially new mommies that cannot fit into her old jeans..this is an apportunity to buy a new pair of jeans...That's including me la. Cheers!

Guess what is this...

Fai Deet Fai Deet...guess what is this thing!

Will reveal the answer once there's 20 guesses!

YAY!! No need to wait for 20 comments! And the Champion is.........
Cocka Doodle said...
Yes!! I got it!! Circumcision tool! This one will cut the head also.

Yes, its a circumcision measuring ruler/ring. Cocka, how come you know wan?? Hehehe

It measures how big is the KKC before they choose the tool to cut of the skin..

I found this in my sister's place. My BIL wants my newphew to go for circumcision cos he's also circumcised. He said that it's cleaner and more hygienic. So everyday take this ruler thing and measure his kkc. Poor thing..like as if his son's KKC will grow big in just one day. I went to do a research on this and saw other ways of circumsision. And man....it's crazy and scary. They circumcise babies and some of them took picture of the baby crying like mad. This is torturing! No way I'm gonna do it to my Jayden. Unless one day he come and tell me "Mama Mama I want to cut my kukubird!" then i cannot say anything la..

Here's how it works...

Tara KLamp (From BME Encyclopedia)

A Tara KLamp is a relatively inexpensive plastic circumcision device designed for non-hospital environments such as field use in developing nations.
It is a single use pre-sterilized tool that comes in all sizes from infant to adult. It was invented in Malaysia.
To simplify, it works by clamping off the foreskin where it meets the shaft of the penis. No sutures or dressings are applied, and under topical anesthetic only, the device is locked in place, crushing a ring of tissue as well as cutting off blood supply to the foreskin, which is then painlessly cut off. The Tara KLamp is left on for four to seven days.
It should be noted that Tara KLamps were designed primarily for use in third world countries where hospitals are not a reasonable alternative. Tara KLamps are not usually approved for use (or sale) in most Western countries, and certainly not for personal use.

After u use the ruler to see how big is the KKC, then you choose the blade...that look like this..

Then after that do the operation like this...

And the result...

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. go here to see yourself...I dun wanna post a kkc in my blog..hehe

So congrats Cocka and thanks to all that participated. (Jazzmint,Oscar's Mummy, Mumsgather, Huisia, Kenny, Zara's Mama, Shopping Mum, Leonard, LaundryAmah,Aveance, Annie Q, Nyonya, Wingz, Adrian & Alvan, Olivia & Cocka of coz)

I Went For Therapy.

As I have mentioned previously, I really need a break. So I went for therapy to loosen up.

And the choosen therapy.....RETAIL TERAPHY!

I went to Winnie the Pooh’s Adventure Fest in MidValley Megamall. We got there quite early (kiasu ma..very hard to find parking u know…) and when we got there, the exibition centre (pooh’s area) was in total darkness. Overheard the staff said that they "over used the electricity". So while waiting for the electricity to come back, we took some picture outside with the standees…like every parent and children did.

It’s only 10.45 am and it’s already very crowded. No wonder, there’s lots of toys and activities for the bigger kids to play when you purchase stuff from this place. Every RM10 you're entitled to get 1 coupon, which your kid can enjoy 6 games.

Anyway here’s what we bought, Item No. 1. Darlie toothpaste. Buy I Darlie, free 1 cup. Cannot choose unless you buy 6 Darlies to get all. I think with 6 Darlies, I think can use until Jayden starts to brush teeth man… so just bought 1 for the sake of the cup.

Then to the clothes section. I nearly went MAD here cos it’s 50% discount. Since it’s so dangerous to let my baby stay in the stroller while I shop, I had to carry him. Choose & Choose suddenly “Chik chiak” “Chik chiak”. I looked to my left and suddenly a reporter started to snap pictures of Jayden and me. She didn’t even ask my permission and started to snap pictures and she can even ask me “Miss, can you please hold the clothes lower ah…cannot see the design and your son la..” Abit dazzled, I followed her instruction. “Chik chiak” “Chik chiak” ..”Ok. thanks”. So I resume to my shopping and she came again. “Miss can take again ah? Just now not nice ler..” So I posed again and again for her. So if you see Jayden got featured in the newspaper, remember to email me ya...Muahahaha.

My hubby starts to ask, “ why you buy so many?”…And to make him stop questioning me..i just replied “ er… for Chinese New Year ma”. Just when he thought I’m done, while lining up I saw the woman holding some Fisher & Price selling at RM8.95 when the normal price is RM29.90! I said .. “Babe, see this. Go! Go!”…then I changed my mind and called him on his hp “Babe, come back. I go!”. Man…it was like Amazing Race!

So overall, I’m SUPPOSED to spend like RM110++, but the girl asked me to pay RM70++. So I pay la.. then I went home and I think think, how come cheap wan? I think they want to give me discount la…So here’s what I bought…

Anyway, that’s not all, I managed to get something for myself…finally.

We also went to Jusco and its so disappointing cos they’re having renovation (during MEGASALE??WHY??) and the place was covered with wooden partition, so the customers gotto walk around like walking in a maze. So noisy..but my lil Jayden loves to sleep in noisy places.

Went home and my hubby cooked me this…black pepper lamb with baby spare pork ribs…Yummy!

Sunday 20th August 2005.

Today no more shopping for clothes… kena kantoi from my hubby cos I bought so many things yesterday. Anyway he still cannot stop me from shopping. Hehehehe this time shop for flowers, fountains, grass and whatever you can find in Sg Buloh. Here’s some of the stuff they sell there. I wanted to get some nice Bali Fountain but it was way too expensive. I think I better wait till my next round of Bali trip, buy and send it back also not so expensive…anyway, we got ourselves a whole new garden of grass.

I think this was designed based on the Kamasutra..don’t you think so?

And we managed to stop by for makan makan at the rojak store and guess who wants to eat too…Lil Jayden loves to grab our spoon and food now…a very good indication that he’s ready for solid food.

So overall it was a good therapy and good weekend.I guess my hubby wanted to give me a break after he read my earlier blog. hehe (Thanks Babe)

Oh ya..today is my Lil Jayden’s 5 Months Old Day! Show some of the pictures that we took recently…

Child Kidnap Trick in Carrefour, JB

Received this email today...

Even if you do not have little kids, pass this one on to everyone you can think of. You never know who you might save by sending this e-mail! Please, take the time and forward this to any friend who has children & grandchildren! Thanks!

Wanted to share something that happened today while shopping at Carrefour. A mother was leaning over looking for meat and turned around to find her 4 years old daughter was missing. I was standing there right beside her, and she was calling her daughter with no luck.

I asked a man who worked at Carrefour to announce it over the loud-speaker. He did, and left me, he immediately walked right past me when I asked and went to a pole where there was a phone. He made an announcement for all the doors and gates to be locked, a code something.
So they locked all the doors at once.

This took all of 3 minutes after I asked the guy to do this. They found the little girl 5 minutes later in a bathroom stall drugged .Her head was half shaved, and she was dressed in her underwear with a bag of clothes, a razor, and wig sitting on the floor beside her, to make her look different.

Whoever this person was, took the little girl, brought her into the bathroom, shaved half her head, and undressed her in a matter of less than 10 minutes. This makes me shake to no end.

Please keep a close eye on your kids when in big places where it's easy for you to get separated like Shopping Malls. It only took a few minutes to do all of that. Another 5 minutes and she would have been out the door.

I am still in shock that some sick person could do this, let alone in a matter of minutes. The days are over when our little ones could run rampant all over the place and nothing worse would happen then them annoying people.

The little girl is fine. Thank God for fast workers who didn't take any chances. BE SURE TO FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE, SO THEY REMEMBER JUST HOW SICK PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE!

Heard about this a few times and another time was my cousin's own experience. The girl was holding her mummy's hand and the stranger can go and pretend to be her mummy by extending her hands out. You know children normally just hold anybody's hand if extended near them. So the stranger took her to the toilet and did the same thing. This happened in IOI MALL in Puchong. Luckily they managed to locate the girl in time. Head half shaved with a wig on the floor. The fella managed to escape into the crowd. Sick fella.

Another advice for myself and for mommies and daddies out there, always remember to look out for ppl around you and your baby who's in the stroller. You might end up with an empty stroller. I cannot imagine if my Jayden is missing. I'll go crazy, nuts....i cannot imagine. Damn, its getting more and more dangerous now.

For My Jayden Boy

Jayden Boy,

Mama want to say sorry for "piak piak" you last night when you cry for milk. But Mama's heart ache also cos you cried and ask for milk, but Mama make for you, you refuse to drink. What's wrong? Isit time for solid food already? But you're only going to 5 months old soon. But you scared Mama when Mama "piak piak" you, you cried for a while, but the stopped crying and stared at Mama. What are you thinking baby? Mama still loves you very very much..but Mama is really very tired, frustrated and depressed.

Someone called Mama and offered Mama a job. But Mama already turned them down. Cos its in KL and maybe gotto work late. Mama need to come home early to pick you up from aunty's place and take care of you at night. Starting a new job means Mama gotto start all over again. And since its a senior position, Mama gotto work extra hard. And since its a Marketing job, it means "dunno when is going home time".

Since you don't like Papa as much as Mama, Mama gotto take care of you most of the time. Why baby? Why don't you like Papa? Is it because Papa seldom talk to you when you're in Mama's tummy? Or is it because Mama cried alot and was angry at Papa when you're in Mama's tummy so now you don't really like Papa? Mama hopes you can bond with Papa more. But you like to bully Papa...and Papa don't know how to handle baby yet..so Baby must give Papa a chance to bond with baby. Okay?

Mama's really tired. Mama seldom sleep now cos Baby wakes up so many times at night and many times Papa cannot handle you alone. Luckily Mama already hired part time maid..if not Mama already register to go in Tanjung Rambutan. But still there's so much to do..so much to worry about.

Baby's not gaining weight already. In fact lost a lil weight due to bronchiolitis last time. Luckily you're better now. But now you're not drinking. Is it because you're teething? Or you no longer like the bottle changed for you. If only baby can tell me what's wrong...

Mama don't mind waking up every 2 hours every night...but Mama hopes to see you grow up healthy like Laura che che and Adam Kor kor or cute like Zara , Kieran & Kylie , Oscar, Justin and many more.

Mama think Mama needs a break soon. Or else Mama will go crazy...But how since Mama is so occupied with baby and Papa cannot handle you? *sigh* How baby? How? *sigh*

And Papa, Mama loves you too although Mama always yell at you for making milk too slow, for not waking up although Jayden boy cries like mad and always falling asleep while taking care of Jayden and many more reasons. I know i shouldn't take it out on you two although I'm so tired. Very sorry...

I'm really looking forward to our holiday in September. Can't wait for it...althought Mama still cannot wear back Mama's bikini...Mama will wear a big sarong to cover and still splash water with you two. Mama loves you guys!

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Just added after reading King's Wife's blog about shopping.*sigh*

Mama also very unhappy cos Mama cannot go shopping more often. Now Mama gotto carry so many things and also bring 2 big babies around with me. Baby will cry and ask Mama to carry and Papa will whine and ask Mama to hurry up. Now its worst, its Sale time and Mama only get to go 1 day to shop only. Other days gotto take leave to go jalan jalan or massage. Speaking about massage...i really need that.

And Mama still cannot fit into Mama's Levi's jeans. Dunno when only can go back to normal weight...

Despite all the complaints... Mama never regret having you. Having you in Mama's tummy is a wonderful thing and Mama miss the wiggly wiggly feeling you've given me and when you arrived, it's the best thing that ever happened to me. So Jayden boy please be a good boy and let Mama have a good rest or else Mama will go Ku Ku. I love you boy.

Male Pregnancy

Can someone tell me if this is for real or its a hoax again. But come to think of it, if its real how come its not in the papers or something liddat? If its real, it should be on front page of every damn paper and not stories like who-who is going to get married or something liddat la...

If its for real why the hell did i go through 38 weeks of pregnancy and 18 hours of labour?!!!

Also, do you think he need to go through confinement like us? or have post natal depression like me??

Hmmmm...Or maybe the story is like this...

Jackass : Can you pee while standing up?
Wife : Why not? (wife then pee using this..)
Jackass : "can you go naked and run around"
Wife : Why Not? (go naked and run around in Bondai Beach)
Wife : Can you give birth like me?
Jackass: Can....(So he went to this hospital, signed up for this program and got pregnant)

So, that story boleh diterima ka? Muahahahaha

Anyway, i still think woman being pregnant is much more beautiful and natural..Don't you think so? So any guys wanna get pregnant? I volunteer jadi your confinement lady. Hahahahah

Jackass's picture is from here.

It's appraisal period.

When suddenly everyone start to "look" like they're so busy and hardworking...

you know its appraisal time.

Did mine yesterday and i felt like this..

why?? cos i don't do this...

*sigh* sian sian sian..

back to read more blogs....

Damansara Village Restaurant-The Visit

Okay, as promised..I'm posting my makan makan experience in Damansara Village Restaurant. Arrived at 6.pm and there's already someone makaning there...

Before we start to settle down, I went around snapping pictures. Here are some of the animals at the restaurant...

No...the soup is not made from any of these animals...

Here’s the FOOD.

And the extended version of the steamboat package....

And here’s the guy…
And he made lotsa balloons for us….
But this uncle is abit HUMSUP...cos he made for me this..
What not HUMSUP?? You See properly...

And I ate…big prawn…

So overall..it's not bad. GOOD FOOD, NICE ENVIRONMENT, THE CHILDREN ENJOYED THEMSELVES...

If you wanna visit this restaurant..remember to make reservation or come early..at around 6.pm if not, then u guys gotto wait like this ppl…

Swearing

My dad used to swear so much that the bad words just stick to his tongue so badly that he wouldn’t miss using a bad word in every sentence. Of cos the 4 of us won’t use or try not to swear in front of him…otherwise will kena hantam from him. When I was about 13 yrs old.. I don’t know what got into me one night. My bro asked me to do something and I replied.. "Diu". And he got so shocked, he asked me " what did u say?" I said…."DIUUUUUUUUUUU!". He got so shocked and said, " who taught you that?" And I slumber-ly said " of course from my father la.. Who else?"My bro looked at my dad and my dad looked at me. Total silence.

There’s another time that my dad scolded me "Niamafulat". I then turned and ask my mum.. " Ma…lei yau mou fu lat" (mom yr pants fall down edi ka?). My mum slumber-ly replied… "Moula..Chung Hai chiok chee" (nolah, it’s still attached). Hehehehe

Now he don’t really swear in front of us esp in front of his grand children. But we, the four of us do swear once in a while. For us, sometimes we swear when we’re damn pissed or just for the fun of it.

I remember when i used to drive my niece home from her babysitter’s place, I’ll always meet with jialat drivers (still with P licence ma). So sometimes I swore too fast and my niece will follow .. "STUPID ASSHOLE!" "SHIT" "OI KOPI-O Licence Ka!". But since now that I have my own child, I should control more. Like what Michael said, "It's getting harder to be a parent". We have to jaga what we do and say in front of them. Cos we’re the biggest influence to them….and why I’m so worried?

You say I should be worried or not?

Damansara Village Restaurant

Like I’ve said before in my previous post, GOOD THINGS MUST SHARE MA!!! So…..

LAI LAI LAI!!!! Got new and happening restaurant to introduce to you guys. I’m gonna go there this Sunday to makan…so hope to see you guys there also. Was there to 8 last night and found out that , that place memang very confortable and its very family oriented. Got Pet Petting place..(didn’t see the owl and iguana last night) and they’re building this pond to put longkang fish into it for children to fish (with fishing net la).

The place is surrounded by plants and vegetable and will be labelled so that child can learn about plants and veges. And the coolest thing is that they have a baby changing area!

So a sneak preview of the restaurant….
This is the main area...
And this is the makan makan place..

The normal package menu....

Will write and post more pictures on Monday (hopefully).

Here's what my sis-in-law wrote about that place:

DAMANSARA VILLAGE STEAMBOAT
1067, Jalan Jenjarum
SS23 Damansara Jaya
47400 Petaling Jaya
Tel: 03 7803 1832

A UNIQUE STEAMBOAT DINING EXPERIENCE.

• Superior quality low fat clear and Thai Tom Yam soup stock.
• Fresh seafood from Pulau Ketam.
• Velvet smooth tofu, crunchy vegetable & fishcake and Teochew fish balls, otak-otak fish Cake, delicate sui kao.
• Fresh & crispy vegetables.
• Friendly and efficient service.
• Dine under the stars or in shaded cool comfort.
  

FUN ACTIVITIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

• Longkang fishing. Pick up a bucket and a scoop and try your luck catching fast and elusive fish in our gushing "longkang".
• Vegetable garden. Let the children see and learn how plants and vegetables grow.
• Say hello and take photographs with our team of owls, iguanas, rabbits and guinea pigs.
  

For reservations and enquiries please call 03 7803 1832

Here’s the map…

If you cannot see the map..nevermind..please visit my sis-in-law's page to see better.

See you there this Sunday!

I Hate Chain Letters

WTF! Received chain emails again. Why ah? Why ppl like to forward forward chain letters.

Cannot send something like this to make ppl's day better meh?

Or something like this...

Or something like this...
Or something educational like this...

*sigh* Before I get the letter oso, I kena bad luck already. Early in the morning kena stung by a bee...a dead bee. Shit. Die already still wanna harm people. This is the pikture of the sei pok kai that stung me...Meet ah Keong..The Sei Pok Kai Bee
So, my leg is a bit swollen but I still gotto go to office (cos i'm car pulling, must send ppl to work).

Masuk the car, Shit! No petrol. Nevermind drive drive to petrol station and fill up the petrol. Drive Drive again...Shit! Forgot to bring my company tag. *sigh* Damn forgetful edi. People said after give birth will be more forgetful...now I believe...

Anyway, then reached office and I went to see the doctor. Doctor said must take jab. First say jab arm, then think think , wanna jab poot poot. So i just lie down there and show a lil butt lor. Then he think think wanna jab hand again. *pengsan*

*sigh* Baru early in the morning so Suey already.....

Source: All images is from the FWD mails I receive everyday...