70 Question Mia Tag? Who is the one that created this...i wanna *piak piak* you!

I have no choice. I kena tagged by Oscar's mummy and Shannon. If no do, no fren wor. You say do or not? Do lo...But i wanna highlight hor...Please do not tag me anymore for this year. Next year la..okay?

1. Are your parents married or divorced?Married ler. Still rocking the bed. YeeehAR!!!!!!

2. Are you a vegetarian?Only when there's no other food available.

3. Do you believe in Heaven? I have to have a target right...otherwise when the king of hell rejected me then i dun have a place to go ma.

4. Have you ever come close to dying? Ermmmmmmmm not really. Give birth consider or not?

5. What jewellery do you wear 24/7? My boobies. Hiaks! My RING la.

6. Favourite time of day? Go home time.

7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Everything sapu la. Dun waste.

8. Do you wear makeup?i have no choice. I look like zombie ma

9. Ever have plastic surgery?Can someone sponsor so i can have one? I need one on the bum, on the kangaroo pouch, my lips, my eyes, my boobs, my toungu, my eyelashes..so many things la

10 Do you colour your hair : baru coloured.

11. What do you wear to bed? T shirts and shorts. Cannot go naked..my son is nipple twister..remember?

12. Have you ever done anything illegal?Of cos la. Was stopped by a policeman becos i never stop for 2 traffic lights. told the cop that my stomach ache and think that i need to go hospital soon when i was 8 months preggie. Opppsss

13. Can you roll your tongue? WahNA SHEEE??????

14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? Can't have bushy eyebrows, hairlegs, armpit hair, grey hair..everything also tweeze..

15. What kind of sneakers? dunno in the closet got alot

16. Do you believe in Abortions? For what reason first?

17. What is your Hair color? Coffee + egg+ henna colour lor.

18. Future child’s name? Jaydyn, Aiden, JayZen, Jay Jay Jay Jay La. As if i'm gonna have one soon! hahaha

19. Do you snore? i tell u when i can hear myself snore okay?

20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? anywhere wher i dun need to worry about money and work and of cos with my 2 Chans la.

21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? My hubby looks like big bear...can ka?

22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Shout HooRay la!

23. Gold or silver?White Gold lor.

24. Hamburger or hot dog? Ham Hot Dog?

25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? YEE SANG! Gong Xi
Gong XI Gong XI NIE!!!!!!!!

26. City, beach or country? Beach when i can finally wear back my bikini. Country when i wanna get away from work and city when it's SHOPPING TIME!!!!!!!!! muahahahha

27. What was the last thing you touched? My nose...wanna see?

28. Where did you eat last? in front of camera..the chicken prosperity burger sucks!

29. When’s the last time you cried? U wanna know? u wanna sayang me meh?

30. Do you read blogs? Of cos la!

31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? why not?

32. Ever been involved with the police? Refer to question no 12.

33. What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap? Pantene anti dandruff and soap any brand which is cheap and good la..

34. Do you talk in your sleep? when i sleep , and i talk, then i tell u

35. Ocean or pool?Pool la. Tsunami ah!

36. Missing Question...can i delete the rest of the Qs too? hehehhe

37. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? You wanna know meh? Must be responsible for this question wan o.

38. Window seat or aisle?Aisle le. See what ler.

39. Ever met anyone famous? Annie Q, Laundryamah, Oscar Mummy, Egghead, Tracy, Rachel, Michelle, DG, Allyfeel, Mott, Angeleyes blabla bla so many ppl la.

40. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? You wanna ask me ah?

41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl lo.

42. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Who the hell is Ricki Lake? Oprah i know la. The woman with big mouth.

43. Basketball or Football? i hate balls.

44. How long do your showers last? Fast lor. gotto rush to pick Jayden up ma.

45. Automatic or do you drive a stick? Both, anything. Bring it on!

46. Cake or ice cream? Ice cream sakit gigi. Cake Fattening.

47. Are you self-conscious? Of cos la.

48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up?Havent finish CHANG beer, want to throw up for 5 hours cannot throw up. End up went to get a jab. Can consider answered question edi?

49. Have you ever given money to a beggar? Got la last time. NOw dun give. Cheat ppl wan!

50. Have you been in love? of cos la.. then why i marry Mr Chan and have Chan junior lek?

51. Where do you wish you were?Australia..

52. Are you wearing socks?Nope. I wear Heels ma!

53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Choi! Tai Ka lai See!

54. Can you tango? No one to tango with me la!

55. Last gift you received? A camera..

56. Last sport you played? What is that..where got time la

57. Things you spend a lot of money on? clothes la ...for myself and Jayden. Gong Xi Gong Xi ma!

58. Where do you live? PJ lor

59. Where were you born? Pantai Medical Hospital. Level 2. Room No 8. Bed No 2. Who wants to know? I bullshitted about the last part. Hahahha

60. Last wedding attended? Hubby's colik's wedding

61. Spit or swallow? WHAT??????????? spit what? swallow what??? are u thinking bout what i'm thinking.*wink*

62. Favorite position? WHAT??????????? what position??? are u thinking bout what i'm thinking.*wink*

63. Most hated food(s)? food is nice....why wanna hate it?

64. What’s your least fav.? least favourite of what? why so ling ting wan the question?

65. Can you sing? Sing what le? U wanna hear meh?

66. Last person you instant messaged? Shannon lo..asking whether izit Amah's birthday today or not?

67. Last place you went on holiday? Holiday ah ...penang kua.

68. Favourite regular drink? Coffee and Water la.

69. Current Song?…Suki's Berdiri Di Sini..Bleh..Whole day in ERA ma..Damn 9 sian

70. Tag 3 friendsI don't want to tag la. Kena scold later.