Under my Breast!

I gotto let it out. Its under my breastBreath! I cannot tahan already. You know sometimes ppl tend to joke with you but they just don't realise that it's pain in the assheart?

Conversation 1.
R was my ex classmate and currently working with a liquor company. She's mostly in clubs and pubs to do market survey on guys competitor. She likes to hide the fact that she is lonely and sad and always try to show that she's so damn happy with her single life. So here it goes..

buzzz....msn.

R: Helo! Your baby so cute.
S: Thanks.:)
R: So what's new?
S: Err. I resigned.
R: REally? What's next? Becoming a housewife. (diu..say la SAHM..more glamour)
S: Do i look like a housewife to you?
R: Seriously yes.
S: (speechless):)
R: Joking only la!
S: *tulan-ed* :)
R: So which MNC are you joining?
S: Aiyah. Which MNC wanna hire a mkting fella like me? I look like housewife only la. Small small pahlia company only will hire me la. I'm not like you ..so glamour..so mkting like.
R: Basket! I'm just joking about the housewife thinggyla
S: Haha Yah. (Yah right!)
R: So which company la?
S: Tell you also u dunno. So pahlia until no one knows.
R: Hahahahahaha
S: How's babysitting (last time she told me that she's so depressed and tired because she need to baby sit her bf)

R: Oh..So tired. So many Babies.(action la tu...like having many bf is a good thing)

S: Guess it must be tiring for you.

R: Oh? Why?

S: So many to breastfeed. Of course tired la.

R: Hahahahhahahah Well he is complaining that I don't have enough time for him and blablabla.

S: Ask him to shut up. Give him a pacifier.

R: Hahahhahahah

Seriously, do i look like a housewife to you? If you say i look like Desperate Housewife cast i don't mind ler. I know i look nothing like any of the housewives below.

But I know her so well, she always picture me like this.

Or....Maybe she IS picturing me looking like this....

pic from here

Yeah Maybe (trying to cheer myself here..)Hmmmm..Actually there's nuthing wrong looking like a SAHM.In fact some SAHM are looking more and more cun-ner nowadays! Its just that, i don't like the way she always think that I'm already married and can't have a flying career. Who says married woman and mothers can't have a career. Even SAHMs like shoppingmum has a career. She's making more money than i am by writting PPP and she gets to spend her time with her kids while making money. You envy her or not? You say?

Conversation 2
And then this morning...another ex colik msn-ed me. He saw me yesterday. See what he said.

Buzz..msn

L: You didn't diet ah?
S: I very FAT izit?
L: almost like after your baby born lor.
L: after cny will become more. HAHAHAHA
S: Diu lor.
S: you know how many kgs i lost edi ah?
S: 19 kgs. (and still cannot see diference? blind meh?)
L: i dun know. but not as slim as last time.
L: aiyah FAT is good ma.
S: are u sure or not? this is so like painful like "knife stabbing " to my Heart.
L: woi , dun so serious la.
L: i just joking only.
S: Ya right.
L: yesterday you like so rushing only.

You see, sometimes these ppl just like to cakap. And simply cakap they did. Cakap kosong but stab into the heart keluar at the ass. Yeah..that made my day. Thanks very much.