Times have changed!

Was yakking with a colik of mine in the toilet not long after I came back from my confinement. Talking about son's progress and about the hours we spent to take care of the little devil of mine. The conversation goes liddis:

S : Wah! Good Lor. Your son dun wake up at night to drink milk. Mine wakes up every 3 hours!

A: And he goes to sleep at night at 8 till 7 everyday.
S: Wah That's good. Then you have alot of time for yourself.
A: Yeah can do alot of things.
S: Can make baby also.
A: Ah??
S: Can have uninterupted sex la..
A: What SEX???!!!
S: Aiks??? You know.. yr hubby and you ..
A: OOoooo that one! Nolah!
S: Hahahahaha you forgot about that one?
A: Naah..my hubby serves no purpose edi. I only need him to make me pregnant.
S: Wah Cool!
A: Have time better sleep and make myself happy. What for wanna make him happy?
S + A : Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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During performance appraisal with my big big bossie who's a malay guy...

Boss: So how's everything?
S: Like that la.
Boss: How's yr husband?
S: He is there. He is fine.
Boss: You not scared he find another wife ah?
S: Halo boss. My Husband is not a malay.
Boss: Well. He don't need to marry one. He can keep one outside.
S: Why wanna make life so difficult? I know him well enough. He says serving one is tiring enough.
Boss: You don't know men. If you wanna drink milk, why wanna buy a cow when you can buy from 7-11, drink and dispose it.
S: Well, if he wants to do it, by all means la. I'm not bothered, just don't let me find out. But boss, if men can do it, you think women cannot meh? I'm sure is he wants to do it, I can do it 2 times better than him. Don't you think so? I can say that ...If you wanna eat sausage, why buy the whole pig when it can only give you a tiny sausage...better we go and buy from supermarket. Got big, small, long, short...
Boss: *stone* okay back to your appraisal....

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Haha so men...women is no longer soft and easy to be hurt anymore. Things have changed. If you're the type that think women is just your sex machine and she can't live without you, you're dead wrong. You're now only the baby making device! We only need you during ovulation period.

Sorry....didn't sleep well. Abit crazy. Abit mental. Abit Siao. Back to work now.