And He love to turn to these pages.
Jayden: mami, if I never brush teeth then my teeth also like this?
Me: Yes yes you willhave worms biting your teeth then all will have holes and then all will drop down!"
Jayden: Oh like por por and Kong Kong teeth. All drop down. Cos they never brush teeth?
Me: Errr yeah!
Jayden: Mami. This boy wear girl's panties.
Me: Yeah. You cannot wear girl's clothes you know. And you cannot play with my lipstick. If not you will look like him. You want?
Jayden: eyer.... i don't want.
Jayden: Mami.. the boy shee shee outside the toilet and all over the floor
Me: Yeah! JUST LIKE YOU! and then the floor is so dirty and smelly!
Jayden: and mami wil be angry and will tah-tah(whack) Jayden!
Me: :) of course!
Jayden: Pig, Dog and Jackass. What is a Jackass mami?
Me: Errr Donkey.
Jayden: Jackass is Donkey. What is this mami? (asking what is that page referring to)
Me: Well, if you never behave then you will be one of these. Either you become a pig, a dog or a donkey. Okay flip flip next page!
Jayden: boys...are....stu...pid...Th....throw.. rocks.. at them.
Me: Good Job Jayden (referring to him being able to read)
Jayden: *look confused* what is this mami?
Me: It says.. you better behave if not all the people will throw rocks at the naughty boy!
P/s: i know.. you're wondering why on earth did i buy this book. Well, bought during a warehouse sale and I like the illustration ( I lied. I bought it cos I was angry at my husband that time :P)