" Mami Mami... ello (Justin's nickname) draw on my leg" Jayden said.
I turned around and I saw
I don't know how to react. My throat is already in pain for a week. Enough of screaming. Enough of crying I told myself.
I took a deep breath and walked into my room expecting the worst. Bedsheets, walls, pillows whatever is in the room.
Oh surprise surprise..
Only the legs got painted. Thank god there were diaper. If he painted his kkb I realy dunno how to scrub it since its like a worm size.
Bedsheet checked. Only part of it. See..... expect the worst and when it happened only a bit then not so disapppointed. haha..
So being a blogger:
Step 1: must take picture first
Step 2: Then only waive the "magic wand"
Step 3: Then only into the bathroom
I scrubbed Jayden and he said "mami mami OUCH! Painful!.
I said "oh... painful ah? Nevermind then i'll use the knife and cut of this skin here... and here.. and there and there? You want? *big smile*
"Errr no no I want you to scrub me" he said.
Can see that he is feeling very uncomfortable and tickish but heck. Let him learn his lesson for allowing his brother to use him as canvas. As i scrubbed his bum, he farted POOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
*sigh* right to my face. Nevermind, moms can take shit, fart and barf. No problem.
So it was the tiny one's turn. He said "Ah pain Pain. Mami Pain!"
I said "Serve you right. See next time if you wanna play with my marker and draw draw draw or not". He kept quite and looked into my eyes. Puppy look konon.
Now no2 is sleeping very soundly. Of course. One session of wand waving can make them sleep very very soundly.
LOL .......( sory for laughing) speechless ... lucky not on the bed , pillow , bedsheets .... other wise .. really pengsan !!!
ReplyDeleteLOL...sori la Sasha this post is very funny...the part about magic wand and the proot...
ReplyDeleteLOL.. I always wanted to laugh the way your 2 kids 'entertain' you... :p
ReplyDeleteoooh...after all the drawing and scrubbing, sure tired already liow..
ReplyDeletebtw, sasha.. did u wash your face clean clean before sleeping?? got pei smell or not :0
Buy invisible ink pen for them. Sure no problem.
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ReplyDeleteHaha really looks very serious. Better not let them discover water colours!
ReplyDeleteI really LOL on this...if the kkb painted with marker, how to scrub...and fart on face...u got 2 really entertaining kids, aside I know how angry you are seeing those picaso body art.
ReplyDeletehhahaa.. mine also like to draw on their hands and legs, but use ball pen not market. We called it as 'tattoo'.
ReplyDeletethe boys are good in finding hidden & forbidden things huh? *hehe*
ReplyDeleteROFL... life is never boring in your household. glad to see you have a wicked sense of humour too.
ReplyDeleteLike you said at least not the sheets and wall. Considered damage control le.
ReplyDeleteartist in the making :P
ReplyDeleteSuppose I can not laugh, but I read how you express your humour feeling in this post, I can not stop laughing hahhaha. Hope the kids learn their lesson. My boy once draw on the floor with a permanant marker, clever hor, no need to get scrub the skin, haha.
ReplyDeleteSince I moved to my new place, there will be no sight of a single pen. Its ok, he can learn to write and draw all he wants in school. Yeah bad me again.
ReplyDeleteOh dear .... but I just can't stop laughing when I read about the 'releasing gas' part! *Oppss .....sorry*. Ya, ya, ya ..... I also keep telling myself that I can take it 'everything' no matter how bad the situation is (sometimes really can't imagine what a small kid can do to shoot up our blood pressure) and reminding myself to keep breathing!!!! Life is not easy being a mom!! Really!
ReplyDeletelol.your boys starting to relish their creativity like their mommy!:D
ReplyDeleteLOL! my kids like to do that too but luckily with pen. now they are into fake tattoos :S
ReplyDeleteBoys......my boy like to draw on his mei mei's leg and hand too! LOL....they sure know how to entertain you. With them around, it will never be boring!
ReplyDeletesasha....i am wordless...speechless... har har har
ReplyDeletehahaha!! his own legs are lagi worst!!
ReplyDeletespeechless.... my xandria got all over her clothes and bedsheet.
ReplyDeletehehe... magic wand :)
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