I went to see doctor...*updated*

After many days of sufferings, I finally went to see doctor. I looked like Angelina Jolie....well, minus the boobies size, minus the height, minus the pretty face, minus the hot looking husband. Okay, only the lips looked like hers.

I don't know what's wrong but it's swollen (and don't think senget ah hum sup people). It must be something that I ate. So after many days of suffering, finally I went to see the doctor near my house. Normally, the place will be packed like sardine, But last night it was okay. So I gave my name and IC number and waited.

Ding Dong.

I went in and doctor began to asked me..

Doc : what's wrong?
Me: My mouth is swollen
Doc: Why?
Me: I don't know. Maybe I ate something wrong?
Doc: What you ate?
Me: Many things.
Doc: How many days edi?
Me: I think 4-5 days?
Doc: Hmmmmmmm Let me see ...
Me: *show angeline jolie lips*
Doc: Hmmmmmmm Did you eat some fruits like Apple? Pear?
Me: No. only watermelon.
Doc: Hmmmm *look at card* You smoke?
Me: *scratch head* nope. I had this problem once. But I think I didn't get the medication here.
Doc: *look back in one kinda look* You don't have this history in your card.
Me: Cos your place is always packed. Only today nobody.
Doc: What do you do?
Me: Mkting...
Doc: What kind? How's Business? How much Pay You get?
Me: *scratch head and answer* why ah? Price increase affected the medication price izit?
Doc: The bread price also increased you know? Normally I will buy the big packet. Now i buy the small one. Same price as the big one you know. Semua naik, only our pay never naik.
Me: Yeah yeah gaji tarak naik.
Doc: How's your menses problem?
Me: *scratch head* it's ok.
Doc: You taking EPO?
Me: Yeah.
Doc: Okay, just apply the cream and see how.

So I went out and stood in front of the nurse for my medication. She gave me my medication and guess what??

Name: TAN MEI FONG

Oi totally wrong la. Samo I gave my IC number and my full name. Like that also can salah. No wonder he asked me if I smoke and How's my menses problem la! AIyoh! Wrong card la. Duh!

*Updated*
So at the end, they re- write again my card and gave me the right medication and today I apply it on my jolie lips lor. And it's still swollen *show angeline jolie lips*

Oh yah, today i feel like lau sai post. So i might have a few more coming up!