Mr Koala

Sorry Guys. I really dun have energy to reply comments but I have seen each and every one of it cos it comes direct to my email ya. Thank you!

Anyway, like how I've mentioned yesterday ,my son has turn into a Koala Bear.

He don't want to touch the floor
He refused to let you off his side.
He will not let you sit and carry him.
He will not let you lie down next to him. He will pull yr hand and ask you to stand up and carry him.
He want you to carry him while you're wearing your clothes.
He want you to carry him and make his milk
He wants you to carry him and cook.
You pangsai he wanna follow you in.
You bath he wanna go into the toilet with you.
He wakes up in the middle of the night and throw his pacifier out and CRY. Asking you to come into the playpen and sleep.
He wont watch his Barney without you holding him.
He wont play by himself without you holding one of the toys and interact with him.

Anyone? Anyone hear me suffering? I'm trying to hang on today at work. Cannot take too much MC. The mind is not working, the back is painful like its breaking. The head is spinning around *singing Kylie Minoque's Spinning Ard now*. The chest is painful and I just vomited but I'm not pregnant.

You're wondering how come I'm doing everything myelf. Where's da MAN? He was asleep..sound asleep for two days after he popped in Panadols, he is down with flu. When I got back from Vietnam, he twisted his neck because of "too much moving around with Jayden". So he can't move fast and turn his head unless his body turn first. Abit ike Robocop. If I shout "Faster" It takes him so long to reflect to what I've said. More of like I'm saying "come.........". So can you imagine me with my diarrhea and him with his head twisted and Jayden wailing and shouting all at the same time?????. One word=Havoc!

Last night after cooking my chinese sausage with eggs, and veges, I placed it on the table. And while I went out to make milk, the lil one followed me. I turn around he was holding the plate up high in the air ,single handed. The eggs with sausage was already on the floor. And he was about to throw the plate down, I shouted "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO". He stopped and looked at me. I said "Give it to me!". Immediately he obliged while blinking his eyes and gave me the plate. And then I just walk off and said "Come with me". Wuah immediately he cried. And then he refused to budge, I gotto guide him into the room and he stopped at the door. I sat down and said "Come sit here. And he cried again like I baru cekik him!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I"M SO TIRED!!!