Hokkien Mee

Picture from Lilian's food blog!
(sorry lilian wanna ask u for permission but u offline in msn. Can use hor?)

Nice right? Well, I bet you don't wanna look at my hokkien mee face. It's as black as that plate of mee. I'm like the duracell bunny using the pirated version of battery. I'm moving very slow that's indicating that I'm running out of battery.

I went to stay over night at my mum's place with Jayden. You think I got my rest? Haha Dream Onz. Once arrived, Jayden started to play with my nephew and watched Barney. My niece put him in the middle of the floor and surrounded him with pillows, which he giggled and enjoyed so much. But right after 9.30 ish he started to act weird. He refused to let my mum carry him and wanted to sleep with me on the single tilam. And I guess that he missed his pillow and bed. He tossed and turn the whole night and took like 80% of the tilam. I have no choice but to sleep sideways. And surprisingly he will wiggle and stick to me every time I pushed him away. How to sleep? *bee boo bee boo alarm indicating hokkien mee being formed*
Hokkien mee face formed: 33.33% now

And not to forget his dots dots, some is drying and some new ones just popped out. I hope that all will be out and dried off by this Saturday before we fly off.

Worst, my mum who just came back from her Switz trip told me that my cousin showed her Jayden's picture through his blog. And guess what my mum told me "she said you're dumb because you posted all his picture in the blog. Everyone can see." *alarm ringing, blood go upstairs, nearly explode edi, gulp, swallow down, chill* I just said "Yakah? If she dun like, then ask her don't see la". Anyway she might be reading this right now.

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Hokkien mee face formed: 66.66% now. 66% only ma. Not chet 100% You wait....You wait..

So I logged onto my laptop this morning. And surprise surprise! Big C gmailed me "Hi B. How was things last night..Yadda Yadda..Blablabla ....errr..I have bad news for you. I need to stay back another day. Got last minute meeting. Sorry ar". *Ding! Ding! Ding! Blood shooting up from backside right up to my eyeballs and then to the brain, go round and round the brain, gonna explode, swallow down, wipe tears, go toilet and shit and wipe samo tears, chillz,walk back to desk* and typed "its' okay".

I'm his wife, supposed to be supportive and I cannot say that he promised me that once he changed to this job, he don't need to travel anymore. Cos he answered me once "when you took this job, you also told me that you don't need to travel. But now you need"
Hokkien mee face formed: 99.99% now. Still not yet 100% ma.

I tell you. Only 0.01 % to go and I will explode. Too many things happened to me and my family edi. You see now why I wanna go on break? I did not expose everything that happened. If you know everything you will know that I'm actually 200% Hokkien Mee face edi.

Fark all the bad things. Fark all the bacteria. Fark everything lah! BLEK!