Tell me what you think

During wedding in a grand ballroom. Seated 30 tables of guests with 1 emcee and the bride and groom on stage. The emcee asked "why did you chose her to be your wife". And the groom answered very fast...


"because I have no choice" and laughed.


Tell me if you're the bride, what will you say. How would you react in front of nearly 300 ppl. Just tell me what you think about it.

p/s: the bride is not pregnant.

The woman and her husband and her lovers.

Like I've said in my previous post. I really lausai post today. This is my 2nd post of the day.

Anyway, while waiting to see doctor yesterday, I came across this article in one of the magazines.

The woman(X) wrote that her husband had not touched her for more than a year. She argued with the husband about it saying that the husband is definitely seeing someone else for sx and he had a mistress. But the husband denied it saying that he love her too much and it's just because he doesn't feel like having sx. Yes, for 1 1/2 freaking year.

And because of that, she thought of divorce. But, she still love her husband too much. So she stayed on and they went on like that for many many months. She wrote that they will cuddle, kiss, get naked but never "do it".

Then she got lonely and she searched in the internet that there's this community especially for these kinda lonely woman who's in this kinda relationship. There, she met with a guy who's also looking for the same thing. SX. They chatted and they agreed to meet at a hotel just to satisfy each other and that's it. Pure SX. So she packed her bag with her sexiest lingerie that she had not used it for many many moons and went to the hotel room. As she waited, her hubby called "dear, I just found a nice restaurant. I will bring u here this weekend k?" in the sweetest voice. She felt bad and guilty, she packed her stuff and went home.

That weekend after the dinner, she thought that things will change. No, it didn't. He didn't touch her that day and many many days after that.

Again, she looked for a lover and this time she managed to find an expatriate who's in Malaysia for business. She went and waited in the hotel and as soon as the lover came, he "explored" every inch of her body. She said she felt "So APPRECIATED". And she liked the feeling being "WANTED" and not rejected like what her husband had done to her for such a long time.

And she had an affair with the same guy for many months. It was pure SX and no feelings attached. She would go home and still kiss and hug her hubby which she still love very much. And then the expat went back to his country and she went on to look for another lover. It went on for such a long time. She no longer asked for sx from her hubby anymore because someone else is satisfying her for him.

And then one fine day, her husband started asking for SX. Maybe he felt funny that the wife is no longer angry with him even if he had not touch her after so long. And she stopped seeing the lover and they have a normal SX life again. And the hubby never find out about her history and her lovers. And they lived happily ever after.

The end.




So the conclusion is:
Some men can go on without sx for many many months and its not because that they have someone outside. It can be due to "just don't feel like it".

And woman, no matter what they said e.g. " I'm so tired la, no time la, Better no need to entertain him and all". But if the husband don't wanna touch them anymore, they will feel that they're "not attracttive, unwanted, unappreciated".

True or not?

He love...

Nuff said. He love his spoon with all his heart. I don't know why, but he just like to hold it in his left hand and won't let it go when we're out of our own house. Many tried to disturb him by taking away his spoon and giving him other things like ice, food, tv and all but he will cry like mad if you take it away!

We went to the BU Merdeka Community fest to support my SIL at her booth last Saturday and we stumbled upon Nyonya Penang and Angel in BU shopping centre. They recognized the "lil man" first before they start to look for the mother. So you say who's more popular?

I'll be going slow in blogging these few days....as usual la..Merdeka and holiday mood ma...chill la babe. In fact I've gone slow-mo in blog hopping too. I only remember a few blog address and I don't dare to open my RSS reader cos it will indicate that I have many many blog post to read. I don't have internet connection at my sis' office and when I come back, the lil one will hold my hands and try to distract me from typing . How? Stop blogging? See how la...it's just not easy maintaining a blog....*sigh*

p/s: i tried to blog hop just now but my comments got eaten up. Don't know what's wrong and where my comments flew to...dang!

Anyway, if you wanna know how to chase away Ind0n robbers, go here.

How?

Overheard the other day in mix.fm. The deejays were discussing about how to inform your boss if she needs to shave her armpit. And then I went to work and didn't get to follow the outcome of the discussion.

So how?

How to tell a woman that she need to shave her armpit?

I used to have an indian colleague and she was told by her dad that shaving bulu from "ANY" part of the body will make her sick or have bad luck. *laughing inside*. And she is highly educated and she STILL don't shave any bulu from her body. Her eyebrows, her upper lips, her armpit, her ....whatever whatever la okay? You sendiri think la.

Then she began to search my armpit and she went like "WAH YOU SHAVE YOUR ARMPIT AH?" And I went like "No. " She said "THEN YOU PULL AH???" I replied "Nolah I don't pull also". Then she said "Will be sick wan la..I tell you if you remove any hair from your body". (If shaving yr bulus will make you sick and have bad luck, I die long time ago la. ). Then I replied "Sorry, I memang tadak wan". And she went like "AHHHHHH???????"

*sigh*

Then every person that came to our place also checked my armpit and they asked me.."How you did it. Why so smooth wan? Why no ingrown hair wan?

Eh, cannot ah? Cannot don't have armpit hair wan meh? Alien ka?

I got the genes from my mom. Both me and my brother also tadak. Cannot meh?

Then it got me thinking. I have seen her armpit before and it was bushy. Very bushy. I think as bushy as a man's armpit. So how ah, when she make love to her hubby, she kepit her ketiak or something like dat? I mean if I'm a man la, when i make love to some woman of cos I don't want to see her bulu ketiak. I think it will turns me off. How? Then I thought again....Oh i tau la. He closed his eyes. Muahahhahahahha (EFNTD again)

So go back to the question. How to tell a woman that she needs to shave? If me, I'll just send her an email , make it like a FWD email with this picture attached with the tittle : Remember to shave armpit. Cos FWD emails can go around and around although its a very old story , correct?

(Source)

So, apa macam? Boleh pakai? I think can la hor....

But seriously, how to tell a woman that she need to cut her nose hair? How? EH ANSWER ME LA! MUAHAHAHA

Birthday Cake

As you know, Jayden is already 10 months. Means in another 2 months time I'll have total damage in my pocket. So Nadia was asking how are we doing it for him the first time. To be honest, I thought about doing it in A&W in PJ, you know the original A&W with the big A&W bear and a special room for kids to run and play games organized by the crew. Not to forget about the free gifts for playing games are provided by them too. Another thought is to do it in McDonalds Centre Point. Yup with playground and all. And thank god...don't have Ronald McDonalds running around. I hate clowns. And big fat furry walking thing like the A&W bear. I have no idea..dun ask me why.

Anyway, I'm thinking....if i were to organise in the fast food outlets..what is Jayden gonna eat? He can't drink Coke, He can't take nuggets, he can't eat burger for sure. So how? I can't do it in my house....cos its very small and the parking bay is slightly slanted downwards...so u can't actually sit there. I don't stay nearby a playground or park so i can't make like jamuan there. How? How?

I wanna make one party just for family members..and another one probably during the blogger meeting when Julian arrive (there goes the surprise!). His bday will be on a wednesday..so have to make earlier like Sat and Sun. 2 Days in a row. Mati lor. Wait wait i slowly think okay?

But then this morning i went to look see in my SIL blog and she created this..

Happening right? I heard from those that ordered cakes from her that the cake is HUGE! i guess enough to feed everyone that is invited. Maybe I will order this for Jayden cos he loves cars..then after that he can play with his Thomas Train..

But the train is abit small and the train don't have a very important thing that Jayden likes..

Steering wheels.

Apa Macam?

How do you know....

How do you know if your other half still loves you?