During wedding in a grand ballroom. Seated 30 tables of guests with 1 emcee and the bride and groom on stage. The emcee asked "why did you chose her to be your wife". And the groom answered very fast...
"because I have no choice" and laughed.
Tell me if you're the bride, what will you say. How would you react in front of nearly 300 ppl. Just tell me what you think about it.
p/s: the bride is not pregnant.
depends on how the groom answered though. if he answered it jokingly, I'd play along with it but if it came out too fast and sounded honest but regretted that he opened his mouth, then I would be pissed, and with 30 pairs of eyes on me, i'd be speechless. After that, when we're alone, I'd verbally bash him. :P
ReplyDeletewah lau...i will hit him with my bouquet of flowers. and then i will fire the emccee..or withhold all angpow to emmccee..
ReplyDeleteDOH!
ReplyDeleteI heard something opposite. Came from the bride's father..he giving speech and say, "I paid him to marry my daughter. Yes..he will be a very rich man".
adoiii..that one...can hear cricket sound ler...nobody laff k.
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ReplyDeletelol, i like the guy's answer so no comment for the girl's side.
i'll stare at her tummy to see whether she is hiding her preggy belly or not. hehehe.
ReplyDeleteI will answer back "well i have no choice too".. lol
ReplyDeleteI think he didn't bring his brain to the wedding. Next time, have to remind him. :P
ReplyDeleteIf I were the bride I would say "Well it's NOT yours anyway!"
ReplyDeletenasi sudah jadi bubur... so mai no choice lor... hahahaha...
ReplyDeletewahseh, i will whack him on stage if he said that in serious mode. dammit. i once attended a wedding, bodoh emcee go asked the groom, so what is it like to marry a woman older than you? total silence in the ballroom! felt like slapping that idiot emcee!
ReplyDelete"Of course you have a choice, darling....choose right now."
ReplyDeleteomg..I will feel so embarrased and offended.. :( But I like Anonymous's answer "well, I have no choice too" ..Hahaha zha dou!! But I think after I say that, the guests all suddenly silent d
ReplyDeletejust hope he was drunk! else he is in big trouble when he gets home that night!!! and for many more nights!!!!
ReplyDeleteWah lau....if i am the bride, i may jokingly reply him by telling him,
ReplyDelete"darling, who said u don't have choice. U have choice. Today is either our wedding party or our divorce party!"
The groom said he has no choice, then he must be super ugly, super dumb, super useless guy , so he has no choice la! No other lady willing to date with him, go out with him and even tak with him! And the bride is so nice that she's willing to married with a toad! The groom should keep his mouth shut and carry on with the party!
If i am the bride, after the event, i will screw the stupid emcee up down left and right for asking such a brilliant question to a brainless groom!
I think I have heard this from somewhere before....
ReplyDeleteif i were the bride, i will just laugh it off (since i am in front of 300 ppl). but the moment the dinner is over, i will "cekik" him for saying such stupid things!!!
ReplyDeleteI will be heartbroken lor (deep in my heart), even tho I know maybe he doesn't mean it.....eeeeiiiii....really, si be tahan, got this kind of man in this world!!
ReplyDeletei would be absolutely furious and walked down the stage and forever not to be seen with him!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteada ka?!!!!! slap slap slap that man!
ReplyDeleteIf he continues the sentence by saing: " I have no choice because my heart was stolen by her .." then is another story :)
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