Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Me, the perfect Domestic Goddess!

I woke up and I began to clean the house.

As I finished, the house sparkle.  Not even a tiny dust under the chair.

Woah, I was so dang satisfied.

The clothes, one piece by one piece I ironed it and fold it nicely. Perfectly ironed, perfectly folded.

Then I moved to the kitchen to cook.

Damn.. those petai sambal udang is so lipsmackinglicious!

Hub face glitter when he ate dinner, my kids sitting there not moving cos they're too full to move.

I asked them to go and rest, have fun while I clean the kitchen.

That night, the kitchen looked spotless. Woah! Never been so spotless before.

and I woke up.

Yeap, I am only a perfect domestic goddess in my sleep.

p/s: Nearly every night I will dream about this. Cleaning house, cooking, yada yada. Probably I overheard my hub said to himself that day "tomorrow need to clean house... sigh.. the house is so messy" He is so sweet, he didn't say or complaint up until today. But I feel bad, cos yeah I admit. I am very bad at housework..

16 comments:

  1. I believe it for a mere 2 seconds. Then I'm start to get suspicious...hahaha

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  2. It's nice to dream.. even if we have to be jolted awake by reality.

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  3. sigh..me also dreaming...dreaming my stuff is all unpacked and sorted.

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  4. wahahahahahahahahahhahahhahh

    almost got me there....until i see ur kids don't move.. where got one?

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  5. sasha..i want to shake hands with u.. housework is the most dreaded chore! dont mind cooking and washing up but dont ask me to mop floor wash toilets.. sigh..

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  6. All I could think about after reading this post is sambal petai!!!

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  7. adoi...i wish i can make a good sambal petai

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  8. LOL..i know what you mean- i have that dream too. If only i'm like Bree in desperate housewives. so neat and tidy. can cook samo. and look flawless. **sigh**

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  9. hahahahhahahahahahha!

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  10. hahaha.... the catch was the kids were not moving... how can one... well, my house is also messy.. MIL even left me some paper cut notice - ppl looking for house cleaning job for me a few days ago... ;) hubs said, huh? she still has not given up ah??

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  11. I don't like doing housework either.

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  12. Really no more sewing for me already ?

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  13. What a nice and ideal dream. Go and sleep some more :-)

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  14. always too good to be true. kekekekek... come share my seat on this boat..

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  15. Oh sasha, you are so funny. I don't like housework either. I always believe that housework is unimportant, people are. I like my house to be covered with dust but full of love rather than spick and span and devoid of feelings. Hehe. My perfect excuse not to do housework.

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