That day I saw Justin making a funny face so I know that he is about to poop.
Me: You wanna orsi is it?
Me: U dun bluff me. Yau mowe?
Me: Okay faster go to toilet. You poo in the toilet ok?
Me: *waited like 1 min* why so long wan? Yau mowe?
Justin: *in pain* mami.... it's stuck!
Me: Huh? The Shit stucked?
Justin: Yes. It's too tight!
Aiyoh he cracks me up!