PLASTIC!

At school today...

JT: I don't wanna go to school..

Me: titi be good boy okay. Mami is going to BYOB. Later I buy popcorn for you la.

JT: No I want to follow you. Me: nolah cannot. I will come back very fast wan. You like caramel right? I will buy and you can share with your friends later.

JT: MY FRIENDS CANNOT EAT POPCORN WAN!

Me: why? Why you so selfish wan?

JT: No. Cos ah.....*think think* Cos popcorn is PLASTIC!

Me: HUh? popcorn is not plastic.

JT: yes it is!! POPCORN CAN FLOAT WAN! PLASTIC CAN FLOAT! So POPCORN IS PLASTIC! I cannot feed my friends PLASTIC!

Me: O.o haha nolah b. Popcorn can float cos its light. Not because its plastic. If its plastic then you also cannot eat la right?

JT: but....you buy for me only okay? If they share then no more edi.

Me: I buy you a BIGGGGGGGGG pack then you can share lah.

JT: *happy* okay mami. Now GO! Go! BYE!

Me: O.o