At home before going out...
Me: titi, come and put on your underwear.
JT: but i don't want to wear underwear today.
Me: you must. otherwise, when you go to sheeshee, and you accidentally zip yr kukubird, then we will have a problem. Need to go to the hospital and cut....the zip. Very painful wan you know when your kkb got zipped up?
JT: oh... is it because you also zipped your kukubird last time and then your kkb got broken, then you become a girl. Right? Is your kkb broken mami? Last time you also have kkb wan right? But broken edi. So you become girl!
ME: O.o
Ahahaha.... He is so imaginative! My boy used to ask me when he was younger why I didn't have kkb like his dad and himself. I said oh I used to have but because I vommitted too much blood and angry all the time until mine 'tercabut' liao. He took my answer so seriously then and would behave for the longest time I can remember.
ReplyDeleteThese days, when I give the same answer hor, he'll say, bluff la you. Wuakaka...
haha yr answer lagi happening!
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ReplyDeletehahahaha kan????
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ReplyDeleteHahhaah! Good one!
ReplyDeleteI almost die laughing...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ROTFL. So, what did you tell him?
ReplyDeletei said nolah.. girl don't have kkb wan. Then he said "then how you shee shee ? with yr bum ah?" kaka
DeleteLOL...this makes my day. I would like to know your answer.
ReplyDeleteSuper hilarious! Heehehehe... I always love the way children think and reason things..
ReplyDeleteKesian Sasha.
ReplyDeleteYour life so traumatic. Broken parts. LOL
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You should have told him that you knew it, because his daddy told you so. Hahahahaha! But, he is indeed cute and funny.
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