Tuesday, May 03, 2011

JaydYn and JustinA

Last night they refused to sleep. So the crazy mum made up a story...

Me: Once upon a time, there were 2 naughty girls called Jaydyn and Justina. They love to mess the house after the mummy cleaned it up. Justina love to pour water and juice on the floor after the mummy mopped it. Jaydyn love to throw his toys everywhere. So one day, while cleaning the house the mummy DIED.

JD: * eyes went big*
JT: *come closer*

Me: So then, the daddy fast fast find a new step mother for Jaydyn and Justina. So when the daddy goes to work, the step mum will scold and scold the girls and use the cane to whack whack whack whack whack leg, whack hand, whack back...

Kids: *jayden's eye got bigger , Justin scared*

Me: whack and whack

Kids: *jayden adjust legs*

me: and whack whack and scold samo

Kids: *tearing*

Me: and then one day the new mummy got pissed with them and then she asked CHL to send the girls to the jungle.Then the daddy also listened to the new step mum and used his honda civic and asked the girls to get into the car and drove to the jungle. Once they got into the jungle, he opened the door and KICKED them out and drove off very quickly.

Kids: *blink eyes*

Me: Jaydyn said "Daddy!! don't leave us here!"

Justin: Justina leh?

Me: She cried lor. Cos she is scared ma. And also hungry.So the day became night.. and no food, cold, no house to stay. They walked around.

Kids: *tearing*

Me: And then, the end lor. They stay in the jungle by themselves.

*JD: why the daddy never go back and take Jaydyn and Justina?*

me: because the step mummy don't like them ma. Samo always mess the house. So you know what is the moral of the story?

JD: You must call 999 and call the police! *angry* And ask the daddy to go back and take Jaydyn and Justina because they want to go home and they are very hungry and sad

Me: cannot... cos if bring home edi, then tomorrow the step mum will ask the daddy to throw them away again ma. So you know what is the moral of the story?

JD: what?

Me: don't piss yr mummy by messing the house and make her die lo.

JD & JT: *looked at each other* .........

Me: okay go to bed ah. Don't make yr mummy piss off. Later she die then you know.

Kids: *go to bed*


muahahhaha sometimes i am scared of myself for being so crazy. muahahhahah

21 comments:

  1. cham...scary LOL...can lawan with that mad fairy

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  2. haha...nice story. :P

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  3. i think the real mother is more terrifying than the stepmother here!!

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  4. iLike the new names for the girls.. :D glad they learn the moral of the story..

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  5. *roll down on the floor, laughing non-stop, until tear also in the eyes*

    Sha, you really good at bedtime story. Got moral of the story somemore...hahaha

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  6. LOL!!! You are one great story teller - and what imagination. Your boys must have been a wee bit traumatised by that! Keep it up!!

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  7. scared .... trembling ...
    If I am the kids, I would not be able to sleep ...
    Won't even dare to go to piss at night :P

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  8. the moral also is.. ask the dad dont get a stepmother !!!.. wakakaka...

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  9. I like the idea.. ok next time I try on my girl pulak and see if it works.. hehehe

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  10. hahaha... I told this story to my kids before, about the stepmum, the jungle and all.. and I have tons of such stories whenever i get pissed! hehehe...

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  11. Weyyy.. I hijack your story ar. Very captivating!

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  12. hahahahaha...i can't stop laughing after reading the whole story...I respect your creativity...

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  13. sasha oh sasha.... you are a great story teller mommy.

    When i read the story, i'm totally into the scene too. Pity the 2 J.... :P

    p/s: it's fun reading your humourous ways of parenting.

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  14. You are not crazy la! If you are crazy, you are not alone. I used to make up story of step mum or step dad too sometimes.

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  15. hahaha... later they have nightmares, susah leh...

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  16. hahahaaaahahahaaa i dont give a damn what other ppl think, i think it was an awesome story! i do this sometimes with gibran too ;p

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  17. i used the same storyline. I used Phillis n instead of step mom, aunty. But PHilip not scared at all... maybe i must be more dramatic... tsk tsk

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  18. hahaha.....nice story indeed. U r so funny.....

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  19. Hope they din get nightmare after that. hahaha

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  20. really good story!! :D :D haha. smart move on your part. it's something i'd totally do if my future kids were naughty too.

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