You can see flaglines, buntings and banners of ppl saying " VOTE FOR ME....X". Some looked so damn farnie esp with one side of the specs so blurred like she just got out from a steam room. Some look so damn ganas, and some you will say "HUH? Who the heck is this fella. Oh I have seen his face before, 4 years ago! I wonder where he went for the past 4 years after the last electi0n.
And then you will get sms, letters, then flyers inviting you to some ceramah. Last night, there were 2 ceramahs at my housing area. One, came with nicely arranged chairs at the best spot with spotlights, and sound system and even started with Lion Dance. Another was held in front of a shoplot, very kesian with just one small stage, sound system and some spotlight. We passed by the one with the Lion Dance......*cricket sound*........ and we went to the 2nd one. The ceramah got delayed abit and there was already many people hanging around there. A van came and give away some mineral water and fried mee hoon. The ceramah ppl got no idea who the heck that guy was but obviously he was a very supportive supporter.
They announced that the previous ceramah they managed to get donations of RM35,000 in SS2 Pasar Malam. Bear in mind, it was pouring like mad on Monday night and still, they managed to get RM35,000. Last night I heard from Big C that many people gave donations too. And the other ceramah....*cricket sound*...
Jayden thought we're there for some Barney show and he started clapping his hands and after 15 minutes of listening to that DR talking, we went home. Big C walked out (damn semangat!) and came home at near to 11pm.
This morning, as usual I went to buy my breakfast and the bread seller asked me "Last night you heard the ceramah or not?" I said I came for a while but my husband stayed. He said that he stayed near to 12. He said "That CHOW MAI FUN (meehoon goreng) dun support them jek. Use our money to hire LION DANCE samo. Niamah, that's our money you know!. They always like to waste money. The ink for the nails also waste our money. Now not going to use. We must fight, if not our children will susah you know?"
So I came to work this morning and thought about what Big C and the bread seller told me. "WE ARE VOTING FOR OUR CHILDREN'S GENERATION YOU KNOW?????".
While I was driving, I saw the very familiar banners again. $Vote for me$...$vote for me$....Then I got stuck at the same spot for a very long time and my mind went off flying dunno where while thinking about what they said and I thought of this..
And then you will get sms, letters, then flyers inviting you to some ceramah. Last night, there were 2 ceramahs at my housing area. One, came with nicely arranged chairs at the best spot with spotlights, and sound system and even started with Lion Dance. Another was held in front of a shoplot, very kesian with just one small stage, sound system and some spotlight. We passed by the one with the Lion Dance......*cricket sound*........ and we went to the 2nd one. The ceramah got delayed abit and there was already many people hanging around there. A van came and give away some mineral water and fried mee hoon. The ceramah ppl got no idea who the heck that guy was but obviously he was a very supportive supporter.
They announced that the previous ceramah they managed to get donations of RM35,000 in SS2 Pasar Malam. Bear in mind, it was pouring like mad on Monday night and still, they managed to get RM35,000. Last night I heard from Big C that many people gave donations too. And the other ceramah....*cricket sound*...
Jayden thought we're there for some Barney show and he started clapping his hands and after 15 minutes of listening to that DR talking, we went home. Big C walked out (damn semangat!) and came home at near to 11pm.
This morning, as usual I went to buy my breakfast and the bread seller asked me "Last night you heard the ceramah or not?" I said I came for a while but my husband stayed. He said that he stayed near to 12. He said "That CHOW MAI FUN (meehoon goreng) dun support them jek. Use our money to hire LION DANCE samo. Niamah, that's our money you know!. They always like to waste money. The ink for the nails also waste our money. Now not going to use. We must fight, if not our children will susah you know?"
So I came to work this morning and thought about what Big C and the bread seller told me. "WE ARE VOTING FOR OUR CHILDREN'S GENERATION YOU KNOW?????".
While I was driving, I saw the very familiar banners again. $Vote for me$...$vote for me$....Then I got stuck at the same spot for a very long time and my mind went off flying dunno where while thinking about what they said and I thought of this..
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ReplyDeletedua pacifier... I VOTE I VOTE...
sokong habis habis... but but, where to register ar? hahahahaha
i vote pacifier too!!!!
ReplyDeleteI VOTE THE PACI PARTY!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKA
sasha,
ReplyDeleteI confirm liao! I wanna vote for Lil J from Party Pacifier! I sponsor chit chit! haha!
Haha! That's a cute one! I'd definitely vote! ;)
ReplyDeleteneed some fundraising done for paci party? lol!
ReplyDeletei sokong! I vote! I sapot! I sponsor! definitely a bright future for coming generations wtih PACI PARTY!
ReplyDeletePACI! ACI!
PACI! MESTI!
PACI! UNDI! JANGAN PIKIR DUA KALI!!
haha...ini mesti vote ler....!!!
ReplyDeleteYour son running which area, I sure vote for him. He is so adorable.
ReplyDeletemuahahahhahaaha...this is soooo funny. Jayden definitely has my vote! Err...what party does he belong to eh? ;)
ReplyDeleteThe lil guy will definitely get my "X" too!
ReplyDeleteYA! I will vote for the double pacifiers!!!
ReplyDeletehaha...mana to register for voting J :P
ReplyDeletepostal vote can?
ReplyDeleteok! count me in, i vote you also... hahahhaa. then you can declare chit chit to be sold at the cheapest price, inc Avent chit chit! hahaha...
ReplyDeletei will oso vote .....
ReplyDeletebut can i register first lah .. pls gif me the form to fill..
Wah lau...come come..aunty VOTE for you!!! Hahahha...very cute!
ReplyDeletehahaha,
ReplyDeleteGimme the election date, I'll fly from US immediately to vote for Jayden.
Just ask your mummy prepare me some fried mee hoon and mineral water. Of course money take out from your piggie bank.
You'll have my vote JD!
ReplyDeleteI vote for u too!! Jayden! Jayden Boleh! hahahahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteWhen is Jayden going to hold his first ceramah?
ReplyDeletehaha...I am sure my Lyon will vote for him too..chut chut is her lover too!
ReplyDeleteu really stood there and listen ah? since we are in PJ too, i vote for u Jayden la!!
ReplyDeleteI give my virgin vote to you Lil J...hahahaaa..
ReplyDeleteLets vote for chut-chut!
ReplyDeleteWOW....such a young politician!BRAVO!!!
ReplyDeleteJayden, i sure support you!!! I vote for you ya!! And u come to penang to visit me every month, ok!!??!! By the way, what party is this? Double Pacifier Party? HAHA!!!
Double pacifier, I vote too....with pacifier life is so much easier. kakakakak.....
ReplyDeleteYou also get my vote, Jayden!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...yes definitely I will vote for Jayden. I will not only give you two chutchuts but a new white spoon and the whole set of Thomas the Tank trains.... :)
ReplyDeleteSo, go to which polling station to vote for Jayden?
oh, so cute, how not to vote?
ReplyDeletechitchit party here i come! ;-)
Ok ok vote..but why two nia...my son Ian got 3...kakakaka
ReplyDeleteoohhh, i also will vote for your little Jayden!!!
ReplyDeleteso cute!very creative la you!
ReplyDeleteHahahhahaha... Two thumb up for U Mummy... A nice wan :)
ReplyDeleteShd I put a Tick or a Cross???
Tak nak or nak???? kekekeke
I thot Mummy wan to wean off chut chut. So how???
Anyway, Cross or Tick WE will vote for u Jayden Boy
Anyone who can suck on two pacifiers deserves to run the country. Jayden for Perdana Menteri!!
ReplyDeleteme too me too ..... i vote for lil J la.. dun need to pening kepala :)
ReplyDeletehahaha. sasha!! u very 'keng'. you can even write a politic post so funny... so hilarious!!!
ReplyDeletevoting... definitely voting for chiut chiut!!
hahaha you damn funny lah, Sasha. Jayden has my vote! Don't worry, Jayden's future looking brighter today already!
ReplyDeleteaiyo....leng lui, u really forever so funny wan!! i "LOVE" your chit-chit sign lor....bwahahahaha
ReplyDeleteas of now (9/3), our dream has already realised ya !!!
ehh, i'm quite surprise that 'meehoon goreng' also got kicked off....hehehe (^_^)!!
u got my support!
ReplyDeleteby the way, i love this entry, sasha, u wrote it so funnily but it does mean a lot ;)
For better future, parti chitchit leads..hehe..a vote from me!
ReplyDeleteLike the poster.
Vote for JD, vote chitchit!
ReplyDeletehahahahahaa. so funny lah u.
I so paiseh ler.. I went to the polling station just during closing time.. They tell me, "Sorry.. tutup". :(
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