You are my sunshine....

I received a call from my niece, Jasmine the other day. And she told me she is so tired getting selected to attend school activities (cos other kids just looked at the teacher with the blank face all the time). She got selected (again) to go for school competition and this time, she got to wear the stupid sun made out of Styrofoam on her head. And she sang the entire song for me while i was driving home.

I went home last weekend and she was giggling and told me, "Mai-Mai? Wanna hear my Sunshine song again?" And i replied..."nope. Already heard it". She said..."No this is different". So i said "Okay and continue to eat my dinner". She sang....

You are my asshole,
My only asshole,
You make me happy, when i shiiiiiiiiitttt,
You never know dear,
How much I love my asshole,
Please don't take my
asshole away...

Everyone nearly choked and she giggled. Goodness...And she told me my BIL taught her that song . Probably they're so sick of her talking all the way from PD to Melaka during CNY so taught her a new song so she can enjoy herself singing away. Haha

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And another day, i went home. I heard a commotion. Her dad was scolding her. And i asked her mom (my sis):

Me: What happened la
Sis: She said yesterday she dun have homework.
Me: Then
Sis : So i asked her to take out her books so i can check her books.
Me: Then
Sis: Then she said ..O O got one homework. So i asked why just now she said dun have.
Me: Then?
Sis: She told me that's "the other" day's homework. You say die or not?
Me: The other day's homework. (true mah..u ask yesterday got homework or not. You never say that day got homework or not ma)

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Her Dad went to fetch her. Teacher managed to get hold of her Dad.

Teacher 1: Mr Andrew, I want to talk to you about Jasmine.
Dad: Yes. What is it?
Teacher: She always talk non stop in class and then she never copy anything when i write on the blackboard. Not only that, she kacau others until everyone also cannot copy what i write on the board.
Dad: (Stare at Jasmine...)*blush*
Teacher 2: Is that Jasmine's dad? Mr Andrew!
Teacher 3: (following teacher no.2)
Teacher 4: (following teacher no.3)
Teacher 5 : (following teacher no.4)
Teachers: Blih Blah Blih Blah.
Dad: (speechless)

This woman girl really is a smart girl. But like normal, smart ppl will be naughtier. In Kindy, she was asked to stand in the corner for 2 whole weeks. Why? Cos she was walking around in class and when teacher teach, she sapu lantai. Die or not? The reason why she walk around in the class is because.. " i already know how to write my name. I already know how to write ABC until Z and i already know how to write 1 till 100. So boring!". *sigh* blame who? Sometimes we just gotto listen to them and understand them abit. True also...how many years in kindy and learning the same old thing...of course bored la. The education system here, *sigh* is all about memorising memorising. And not teaching them to understand. As long as can score in exam, means smart. I really dunno how to choose a school for Jayden next time.*thinking*

Naaah...think later la..

For now...i'm gonna sing the sunshine song today tro entertain myself ..hehehe

Weekend...Weekend....

Did you see this in the papers yesterday ?

I was there last Saturday. Cannot see me meh ? I was at the back carrying Jayden....see see the left side ...Cannot meh ?

Yalor. Cannot see. You know why ?This many ppl wor. Everyone also wanna see the lion dance. Everyone also wanna see the ppl lou sang. And we're like standing here ...when the yee sang was as long as 520meter.

We wanted to wait la. Wait n wait n wait. And take picture...notice that i long long time never post my own picture in my blog? Hahahaha paiseh ma. Too many pretty woman out there.

As we're busy snapping pictures of these..

Some ppl busy snapping picture of him. I have no idea why....

Why we didn't join and "lou" the yee sang eh? First it was so damn late edi...those ppl talk n talk and so many ppl around . Second the yee sang wan placed on the table..and the table was left in the rain...and we saw ppl using hand to brush off the water on the table before they place the stuff on the table..No wonder it was extremely yummy. You can see yourself..that this long long yee sang....cannot really see the salmon. So maybe it was as the VIP table.

While waiting we went to Kong Woh Tong to have a cup of herbal tea, that's where Jayden learn how to drink with straw. And he sipped and sipped and sipped non stop.

Why was I at the event leh? Not that i kiasu...Just so happened that i went to Mott's place on saturday for "pai nien". Before heading to her place, we dropped by KFC Sect14 to makan. And Jayden enjoyed himself with the BIG steering wheels.

And then we went to her place. We were 1 hour late, cos Big C wanted to go Digital Mall to look for his laptop Battery. So got there and played for a while. Psst i tell u guys something....Mott's porridge is very nice...nope. I never try it..but Jayden walloped the porridge, he even took some of Mott's No.2's porridge. And then we said bye bye and wanted to go home. That's when Big C said, "i want to go lau yatt". So drove all the way to KL and it was like 5pm edi. So he went to find his battery and i roamed in Metrojaya.

After that we went to hunt for Jayden's bday gift. And i got him this...

Super light sandals for the lil fella to walk. He's gonna walk soon, and i don't want him to walk with those heavy and chunky shoes/sandals. YAY! no more head ache for me thinking of what to get for his bday. And now another headache...the Party itself. Min already agreed to bake a pocoyo cake for Jayden's bday. (YAY!) So i went and roamed her site and found that she made a few more nice cakes....

I forwarded this page to big C and he said.."B, you want the cake ah?" *sigh*

This is another nice cake!

I wonder how Jayden's cake will look like!

6 weird things

Aiyo aiyo kepala pusing,
Itu ah pek banyak bising,
Sekali mali tengok gua punya blablaing,
Gua sudah kena dia punya tagging.

Ini Ah Pek Manyak cilakah
Mau Tagging, nama pun salah
Luckily dia ada kasi comment lah,
If not gua tak mau layan sama dia lah.

So 6 weird things about sasha,
Itu pun mau tau ka?
Saya Semua pun weird weird ke la,
Kalau tak weird saya bukan sasha la.

Okay first weird thing about sasha,
Actually her name is not sasha,
Because everyone call her shasha, sasa & salsa,
So apa-apa pun boleh la!

Next thing about sasha ha..
Ppl tot she’s still single la,
If not married sure divorce ke la...
I dunno why, maybe she look independent la.

Her muka like so damn lanci…
drinker, smoker and player all on the fa-cie..
But once you know her oledi..
U make fren with her sure u hapi.

From Pikture she look like damn tinggi,
Actually she very the shorti,
5 kaki tambah sikit lagi,
Itu high heels do the stori.

From pikture she look like a hottie,
But actually she very aunti,
Guys all run oledi,
Sked of her talking about her baby.

But dun play play with this lady,
She is like cili padi,
Kecik Kecik 5 kaki,
Make her angry?
Nanti she gigit yr kaki.

Okay I finish oledi,
Ah Pek, U suka Hati?
Now my turn oledi!
I wanna tag somebodi!

5xmom is a celebriti,
Everyone also want to see,
Now I tag u oki?
We fren fren then we go parti.

Wingz very the farni,
Dat day so syiok bluff me,
That cocka also like to bluff me,
Nah…u both do tag ini!

Immomsdaugther writing PPP,
Dun forget to answer my tag oki?
Mott we hold hand go party,
But first I wanna hear you rap tag ini!

Okay Okay Telima Kasi,
For reading my bla bla bli bli bli,
Esok u senang mali lagi,
But please no more tag, oki?

Now i read back..it's not 6 weird things..it's 6 facts about myself.
Can la hor?
Can la...
i Lazy wanna do again la.
telima kasi...

I'm Going!

Yeah I'm going. And I'm going with Mott. We're gonna hold hands and stand at one corner and point point at people.

And then when 5xmom comes nearby...we'll go like .."Yes....Yess....Indeed..."

Then when Ah pek comes with Ah Pek Soh.. we say .."Ah Pek very nice guy wan...he not humsup wan"

Then after dat when ppl ask .."you are...???"

then we'll say ..."we are the cleaners.." cos nobody knows me. Maybe Mott got some Fan-C la..then they'll go like "OH U MOTT AH????WAH!!!!"

Of coz i will take pikture with my pangyaos...The Cocka guy, the ace, kenny and of cos Janicepa.

But the guy that I wanna meet most is the rojak fella. Cos i heard he looks like the Yellow Digi Man. The yellow Digi man very the cute..and like to camwhore. I see if he will camwhore with me or not. But i know many ppl wanna pinch the Yellow Digi Man butt....err Wingz..u better wear more underwear lor!

Hulk Hogan

Ever since the day i took his picture trying to open the rambutan, he's been doing this action. We called it the incredible hulk or hulk hogan.

See what i mean?

The last shot was from Shannon's camera. Took it during CNY visiting at laundryamah's place. This guy...*sigh* everyday kena complaint by nanny. Yesterday was the best. She told me that my son know Tiger Claw Kung Fu. I told my current boss about it and she nearly choked while eating lunch yesterday.

You know how Tiger Claw kung Fu works? He sleeps in the kayu-framed play pen type kind of bed. So Nanny gotto turn the door side facing the wall since he can climb up and jump out of the bed...Pls remember that he still cannot walk ah...Since very constraint in the bed, he used his toes to "kiap" (kepit)(use toes to hold on) the rounded wood all the way up and try to jump out of the sides of the bed. So turn left right centre everywhere also can come out. How?

She told me she has never taken care of a boy who's so clever and active before. Well, what you expect from Sasha's genes? Anyway, this is his favourite word now...

Something is wrong with this blog...cannot comment kan? But i tried in Jayden's Blog can wor..

*sigh*