*pengsan*

We're at a shop buying cream puff and suddenly JD asked
jD: "Mami what is f*** you?
Me: what? ( I thought I heard wrongly)
JD: F*** you
Me: where did you learn that?
JD: from iPad. The YouTube Mario wan. He said F*** you * laugh*
me: no. It's not funny. It's a bad word. You cannot say it
JD: but why? What does it mean?
Me: aiyah * slap forehead* it's a bad word, worst than stupid.
JD: so only adult can say F*** you? Is Mario an adult? Cos Mario can say F*** you
Me: aiyoh stop saying it jayden.
JD: can you say F*** you? Cos you're an adult like Mario right?
Me: Jayden!!!! Enough! Stop saying that!

I tell you, each time he said it I felt like pengsan-ing. And he is so curios and really wanted to know. Then, yesterday he asked me...

JD: Mami, what is b*tch?
Me: ??????? Where did you learn that from? Aiyoh!
JD: from iPad's YouTube. Mario called princess peach B*tch. What it means Mami?
Me: aiyoh jayden. Can you stop watching Mario already?
JD: then what is f*cking? Is it same as f*ck you? F.*.c.k.i.n.g ( and he spelt it for me somemore) what is that?
Me: *cringe* oh my god. Jayden seriously stop watching mario edi okay? Where did you see it, show me!
JD: *on YouTube and showed me that particular video and all the languages was from that video* this one!!! Very funny wan!!!
Me: I'm reporting this video! * flag inappropriate and click dislike* jayden all these words are bad word okay? You cannot say it. It's not nice.
JD: b*tch is b.i....
Me: I know! I know how to spell. No need to teach me. Remember you cannot say it. Say it somemore and I'll smack your mouth!

And you know, that damn video was view over 1 mil times and ppl actually click Like????? Although there are so many dislikes but it's still there and everyday it's teaching kids all these words!
Omg, I sense big headache coming my way.