No Kissing

So you've heard about S, Justins' self-proclaimed gf. Actually S also acknowledged him as her bf. *pengsan*

Anyway, I was talking to JT in the car while waiting for his dad:

Me: Justin, I tell you first ah.. You go to school, can have friends. But No Kissing. Okay?

JT: But, S kissed me first.

Me: I know. I saw. But then, you don't kiss back okay?

JT: but why she can kiss me but I cannot kiss her back ?

Me: eh cannot.... you know. Her daddy is as big as a bear. Later S go home and tell her daddy that you kissed her, then tomorrow he comes to school and look for you, wanna smack you. How?

JT: oo very big wan ah?

ME: yes... very big like a polar bear like that.

JT: ooo then I don't kiss her.

ME: but....did you kiss her before?

JT: no. I never. Only S kiss my hand. I never kiss her before.

ME: good good.. no kissing okay? Later you gotto yum seng (get married) with her.

JT: *kiss* Now, I kissed you edi. I need to Yum Seng with you *cheeky laugh*

ME: haha Notty boy!

Aiyoh my son is only 3 years old and I am telling him that he cannot kiss girls in sch. Can you believe that?  *smack forehead*