When ppl call u stupid...

4th post of the day and counting!!!

I have a fren, she always kena call by her bossie different names. And he uses vulgar lang when he talks to her. Yeah la. You boss, i know. But dun la use vulgar lang and call her names. Come i tellyiu a secret. Sasha last time kena torture by her japonese bossie before. NOT PHYSICALLY okay...just mentally and verbally.

That Japonese used to call me name. Stupid and Orang Utan. At first i was very pissed and will be angry. Angry of cos the mouth also longer. So long until can hang hanger edi. But one thing about these kinda ppl. They are sadist. They love to see people suffer and upset when they call them names.

So what i did? Being Sasha.....*evil grin* of course i will have my way la. First you flirt with the fella. Then you wink wink that fella. Then you hiau hiau tell that fella you wanna toot toot with him. Then he syiok then he will set a time for you! Then you go to that place and hiau hiau with him samo.. sure he listen to you edi la!!! Ask him to stand...he wont sit. Ask him to sit he won't stand. That's how la!!!!!!!! After dat he will call you GODDESSSS okay!

Good or not....

You say will work or not?



YOU CRAZY AH?????? Sasha not like dat wan okay? Siao cha bor betul ...hehehehe

i tell yiu my story...

He calls me names...ORANG UTAN was the worst. I cried when at first he called me that . I resigned on the spot. He don't let me go. In fact i resigned 3 times only i managed to get out of that place. I stayed because i love the job, i love the brand, and i love the fact that I'm working in a lingerie company. And i resigned not because of him.

He loves it when i cry when he calls me name. One day while he asked me to stand in front of him and listen to him talking in his japonese and english accent. "U ah...No good ah! You know.. You're orang utan. Stupid..blablabla" And i thought, if i'm orang utan, then he's a bigger babboon cos he selected me from 15 candidates okay".

So i just look at his facial expression ...exactly like orang utan and his hair is mohawk style...always pulling and touching the hair and make straight in the middle....and i imagined an orang utan talking to me.....

And while he was scolding and scolding i giggled. He shouted "YOU STUPID! WHY I SCOLD YOU AND YOU LAUGH!!???? WHY???!!"

And i replied... "Because I'm stupid".

He said "WHAT?????"

I replied him again "Yes, because I'm Stupid and I'm orang utan"

He said " GO OUT!!!"

From that day onwards, when he scold me..."Why you make mistake???"

I will reply "Because I'm Orang Utan".

And he will say..... "Okay lar...HAHAHHAHAH. Go out and do again. No more mistake okay?"

And we became frens.

So next time when people(your boss) call you stupid, just smile and imagine that they're stupid-der, because they hired you. :)

Do you know that I got hired in my new company because they know how shitty my previous employer was and they needed someone that can handle shits like this. So you can imagine how shitty my new company gonna be. Cheers!

Sifu! Saya Sudah gagal!

Yeah 3rd post for the day! Gila or not? Who asked me to have so many things to talk about. Hahhahahah

Today is not Eat-Full-Nuthing-To-Do okay. Today is Hungry-Cannot Think-Gonna leave company-Hungry-stomach empty punya blog. Haha

So the post title is : SIFU saya sudah gagal! Gagal apa leh? *sigh*

You see this?

This Wen's Cha Siew Bun Egg. So perfect. So "hiau hiau" me. I also want to try la. Samo hubby went outstation will be back late and I lazy wanna go out to tapau makan, i simply just cook maggie mee la. And what is maggie mee without egg right? and this is my version of the egg..

Saya sudah Gagal!!! i tied the knot too loose and left too much space for the egg to DingDong Left and Right! Come out like this. *cry uwaaaaaaa* Nevermind..i will try again and again. KamBaTE!!!

While i was eating my Maggie Mee on the stool, kangkang-ing and trying to block Jayden from reaching my bowl, He was munching on Gerber's baby biscuit.

This is his latest trademark besides the hulk hogan action.

As usual he will share some with me...eyerrr so dirty.

(more of jayden's pic here)

What to wear?

Okay I know edi. I'm gonna be wearing something like this to the gathering. Something like what i wear everyday if i can. Simple, Casual and so me. Hmmm...but my jeans is abit tight. Sei lor.

or maybe something sweet like this?

I know I know.. some want me to wear like this...

So vixen... Meowwwwwwwww *scratch* Hahahaha Wait and see la..see what is my mood like then i decide la. Haha But one thing for sure...won't wear pagoda shirt to the gathering la! Haha

Can't Wait for Friday!

Why? Why? Why?

Cos I'm going to

And what I'm gonna do there?

9th March 2007
6:10 pm :Registration
7:20 pm : Introduction
7:45 pm : Speech by Guest of Honuor
8:15 pm : Buffet Dinner
- Games
- Entertainment
- Lucky Draw
11:00 pm : Good Night! (some if wanna tumpang 5Xmom's room also can. Rate is per hour use only. If finish early, either u continue to sleep in the room, or u cabut early. No refund if no fun ah.*joking only*)

Some of the Q&A about the entire gathering :

Q : What Door gift?
A : Kenot tell you yet! But the door gifts alone is definitely worth more than RM35 already!

Q : Where to Park your car?
A : Low Yat Plaza @ RM4 flat rate (pls remember to get your ticket chopped
at the reception counter)

Q : What time start ?
A : Registration Start at 6:10pm (so early? Then i have to take mc leave la on that day. )

Q : What should I wear?
A : Smart Casual - jeans n colar t shirt should be fine ... no singlet cap pagoda n shorts n slippers pls! (can we wear Ngan Yin Sau Mak Fa Sang Brand?)

Q : Why You want me to come early early?
A : Because .... its free seating! You come erly erly to chop place la! then ... we have limited numbers of door gifts ... if you late and we ran out of door gifts then sorry la! (Gila! Lagi need to take MC leave that day! Otherwise will sit next to the toilet)

So Okay. Set. I'm gonna wear my heels. But havent decided what to wear.Die! Sei! Cham! Don't have time to go shopping tiiim...Amacam? Amah, Mott, Janice, 5xmom what u guys gonna wear ah ?*sigh* Nevermind.. Looking at the sponsors it kept me wondering..what's in the goodie bag.

Wah! Wah! Wah! ...So many sponsors. Looks like its gonna be a major event!

But don't look only. If you havent pay you cannot go okay?

So pay up!

feeling pretty/good/beautiful/wateva'

So here I am, posting for the 2nd time today. Eat full nothing to do? Yeah cannot meh? I have to blog my heart out since i can ma. Next time when i start my new job..Maybe i won't blog anymore also. So, err drop by when you can?

So ini maciam. That day i read about 5xmom's post. She mentioned:

So, ladies….who wants to take up this challenge? Go write something about
‘feeling pretty/good/beautiful/wateva’ that makes you are glad you are a woman.

And yr fren here..big mouth go and said ..

# sasha commented
on March 5th, 2007:
Okay, i’m going home and gonna snap my super tiny and high high heels and post it tomorrow.

And she really came back and said:

At 2:52 PM, 5xmom.com
What a nice song to sing on shitty days. LOL. I come by to peek at your killer shoes. Want to wear on Friday or not? Talk about that, aiyor...I bought one dress for CNY and my son said it looks like a bathrobe (geisha type) Niamah. And the dress suddenly become too big for me pulak. Now, must go buy baju pulak.

So, okay. Luckily i have my camera with me everywhere i go. So i faster snap snap . And as usual the biatch next to me was so curious to know what the hell i was trying to do. Samo she asked me to put my legs on the stuff and snap. Gila Woi?! Wearing skirt how to kangkang and take picture? Wanna die ka?

So i senyap senyap take picture of my legs under my table and on my table (not so senyap afterall-if not how to measure jek) So here goes...My legs abit dirty cos i took off my shoes and walk around my cubicle barefooted. So abit dirty lo.. and since CNY is over...then the colour also chipped off abit lor....hehe

How high was this killer? 3 inches lor.

How wide was this killer? 1.2/3 cm?After u wear these kinda killer, you sit also more "hiau" like this...

You see, sometimes its not that we wanna torture our back bone ma. We are women, we love ourself. But sometimes we love ourself so much we wanna make ourselves look HAWT ma. I'm not tall, and I'm not pretty, and I'm not skinny. So if i stand on front of you like my usual self , would you even look at me? No right? Hahahhahaha But have to admit one thing...the things which is not "good" is always what we wanted. Who never dream of having a "samseng" look kind of boyfren yiutell me. Macho ma. But as husband no way ler.

Men, always say we stupid and like to torture ourselves. @#$% XYZ them la. The piao meis wearing heels and wear the damn short skirt until like can see the what edi they will stare and look and gaze at them shaking thier bum bum left and right. (DUN LIE and SAY U DUN SEE) But when own wife wanna wear...say not nice la. Torturing la. Expensive la. *sigh*

Somethings like super short mini skirts and super tiny baju (until the boobs wanna pop out~not mine okay) is a no no for me la. Yalah my leg now like elephant leg cannot wear la. When i was (yeah back then) skinny, those short skirts and never attracted me.

For me, heels...heels do the talking. Heels make yr chest go left and your poot poot go right when you stand side ways. Walk also shake shake bum bum abit and whole body like totally lift up. Walk also confident abit. Talk also confident abit. You agree or not?

For me, i cannot wear flats. I dunno why. Even when i was pregnant. I bought a flat sandals and tried to walk with it, and i nearly fell down. After dat, straight away i went to Bata to get one 1 inch one. And straight away can melayang with my 40 inches tummy. See the power of heels? HAHA

Also i like light make up. For me everyday go to work , must apply light foundation, colour some eyebrow and cubit some blusher (use gel wan mah). And can jalan edi. No need colour colour too much. Like my sa-kit-ta-li, like rainbow. Wuah! One time i saw her in the toilet, belum make up i totally dunno its her. Hahahaha

And wardrobe......i dress according to the mood. But mostly black black and more black. (kena warning from annie for dressing black for few times when we meet). And if colourful....it can last for weeks. Cos u know why? Easier to do laundry mah! All black together-gether. All colour, together-gether. Wanna dress also need to plan la! HAHAHAHA

*sigh* I still havent figure out what to wear to go to the gathering. Wear this..not nice. wear that not nice. Sian SIan Sian. But one thing, i definitely, absolutely gotto wear my heels. Otherwise, no one can see me.

Ops...and Lilian, i felt the gegaran of the earthquake just now. Gila betul. I tot why my cubicle neighbour go and shake my table. Then only i realised it was an earthquake. Then i received fone call from my JB colik. He felt it too. geeeezzz..