Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The G-string Story

Maybe only a few of you guys know that I used to work for an undergarment company. Yes, I used to work for an undergarment company and yes...the "Ultimate Bra" story is real. We can see and we know what size and what type of bra ppl wear when we see them. Terror or not?

So like the movie, we're all the guinea pigs to try out the bras and the panty. Yes the panty oso.

For bras, we gotto wear the bra and show it to our merchandisers (girls la..and straight ones). As for panty, sometimes we'll wear a G-string and wear the panty over. But for G-strings, it's different story. We gotto go back and try (with a piece of plastic on it like the swimsuit) wash and give back to them. And most of the time, i always kena cos mine is the most popular size...*sigh*

So I have this colik, Daphne. She refuse to try any G-String. She keep on saying that G-string is painful and always makes her wanna go pee pee. We never ask her to try anymore after that.

Then, the new season's design came and we of course gotto start to plan on the catalogue and so on. For easy referrence, I've asked Daphne to use a mannequin, put on the bra and panty set and take picture of it.

And when I browsed through the pictures later..i found something unusual. Then i understand why Daphne refused to wear G-Strings and said that its so painful for her. No wonder la...

This is how we wear G-string..

(source)

You imagine Daphne wear the G-string terbalik, front and back. Of course painful la!

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Ini cerita betul betul punya bukan rekaan semata-mata mau buat orang ketawa.

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Men...

Okay,before you guys continue to read this..i just wanna say i don't really agree with some of the stuff here. Got this from my junk mails. So for those who don't agree, please dun *shoot* me ya...hehe

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's
an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, ?WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ...You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually ?run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .. Popcorn .... They satisfy ?you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ........... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Yes, I went shopping again..

So? Nyak Nyak Nyak..

I went to another exhibition again. This time its Mummy and Me exhibition in Midvalley Megamall.


I went on the last day. Expected alot of people and alot of things. But it's quite disappointing. Maybe cos its the last day and it's like ending of the day. So alot of booth also empty....BUT....i still managed to buy something for my Jayden Boy. Jonas Jodie sleeping sack @ 50% after the discounted price in the website!

No...this is not Jayden. But he looks as cute as the boy sleeping up there.

Anyway, we got lotsa free gifts like this....

No..i'm not the typical type of "aunty" that goes all the way to get all these free gifts. I wanted to buy the cereal for my Jayden but it's only for display. But Drypers are for sale la..but it's "not so cheap" la. And the Magazines are backdated magazines..but cares. It's the article inside that I wanna read ma.

*sigh*

I'm beginning to feel bored..why ah? Maybe its because of the haze or I'm just too busy at work. Since I've been transferred I should be damn free. But I still gotto help my big big boss to sweep others ppl's shit. TNS, everything also naik harga except my pay and gotto do double job.

*sigh*

Mattel Warehouse Sale!

Time to stock up for birthdays and Christmas!


Monday, September 04, 2006

I got Tagged!

Finally i'm free to tokkok abit here. Damn 9 busy at work this morning. Alot of "shit" to sapu. Anyway..i got tagged by Nyonya! So, I gotto write 6 facts about myself...

At first i tot .."easy la...sap sap sui". Then i think think again...kantoi...i cannot remember...so that's the first fact about myself : I'm very forgetful about certain things. But i never forget if someone pissed me off. My tagline "Forgiven but not forgotten". Don't believe...ask Mr.Chan...

Fact No 2: Sometimes I screams when I'm gardening. Why? Cos i hate WORMS!!! That's why i cannot enter Malaysian Fear Factor. Cockroaches,lizard,frogs,snails no problem. I can kill them anytime. But not worms!


So yesterday i went to Midvalley..and i saw this lil booth that sells fruits covered with chocolate and ppl were lining up to buy it. But I'm not turned on by it in anyways.....Fact No.3: I don't like to eat chocolate bulat bulat liddat. Cos when the choc got stuck at my teeth.. serupa makan tahi...But choc cake is fine..*yummy*


Fact No 4: I'm hyperactive. I can talk non stop from KL to Penang and back to KL. If i don't talk for a while.. my husband will think that i'm sick or angry at him. If i don't move, he'll say that I'm hurt.


Fact No 5: I'm like Laundryamah.. I'm a shoppaholic. I buy and buy and buy and buy!

Last but not least..Fact No 6 : I'm truely, madly, deeply in love with Jayden. (Sorry Papa.. I love u oso)

I have somemore facts about myself...but let's get to know each other better ya before i spill everything out? hahahaha

Okay, i'm not gonna tag anyone cos by the time i write this blog, everyone already kena tagged.