One day, the parking uncle came to our shop.
Uncle: my house ah... got a lot of ants. I tried the chalk la..i tried the spray la.. everything la. All also so expensive. All also cannot work.
Me: oh then you should try our OMG insects. Worked for me. I just spray on my kitchen table and wipe dry. No more ants after that.
Uncle : *disbelief face* sure or not. How much is it?
Me: Rm7 one liter only.
Uncle: Okay. Give me one liter. I go home and try and see how. My house everywhere also got ants wan. Alot. Everywhere.
Me: *sweat* so much ah? then you use some and dilute and mop the floor also la. okay?
Uncle : Can mop also ah?
Me: yes yes. 1 part to 50 parts of water.
Uncle: need to rinse or not?
Me: no need. just leave it dry like mopping floor.
The next day... I saw him at the mamak stall with the sour face. I thought the omg insects failed. So i asked him..
Me: hi uncle. You try the omg insects edi ah?
Uncle: NOT YET LA. *angry face* I go home so late, no chance to try also.
Me: oh.. okok you try first and let me know ah...
And he came the next day to buy dishwash...
And the next day he came to buy pine gel.....
Uncle: Your INSECT WAN Ah.. CANNOT USE WAN.
Me: really ?
Uncle: yes lah. I spray , the RAT ALSO NEVER DIE
Me: Buy.. omg insect is for insect leh.. not for RAT uncle.
Uncle: yes lah.. I spray the door ah.. the RAT still come and scratch the door!
Me: but uncle.. this one is not for rat leh.. for ants and cockroaches. That day you say your house alot of ants. Kau tim edi wah?
Uncle: NEVERMIND. I killed the rat edi.
Me: O.O how?
Uncle: I use the glue lor. The fler so hungry go eat the glu and mati. So now i need this pine gel to wash the place. So smelly. Can use ah?
Me: can... you gotto disinfect the place fast , cos very poisonous wan.
Uncle: okay okay..
And he came back the next day..
Me: Hi uncle. Hows the rat thing. Cleaned edi ah ?
Uncle: NOLAH. too smelly.
Me: of course smelly ler. that's why u need the pine gel to make it not smelly.
Uncle: BUT AH.......your insect one really can use leh. I spray the ants, straight away they mati.
Me: wah good good.
Uncle: *look around*
Me: You need anything today?
Uncle: er... give me laundry powder la. Good or not?
hahaha and he is our most regular customer. Everyday he will come and buy something for his wife to use.