Penguin Smiled at me

Just now I wanted to laugh out REALLY loud in the car cos a “PENGUIN” smiled at me. Who is a Penguin?

Scenario in the car:

Me: Jayden: you better sit down or else _________ will catch you and put you in jail!
Jayden: Oh It’s Penguin! Jail ……..don’t want.

I said that before we did a U-Turn in Tmn Megah and true enough a “PENGUIN” was trying to hide himself by sticking to the wall. And he smiled at me cos I gave him a “I KNOW YOU’RE HIDING THERE!” smile. He was wearing all black attire. Guess he was the higher authority with many kuncus around. Don't know why. they're there every other day and yet people can get caught using handphones and not using seatbelts. :S

And Jayden said “Oh so many PENGUINS!”

Kesian, even a 3 year old think that they look like Penguins with the black and white uniform with big belly.

Smell + Delicious = ?

Was at Sis-in-law's place last sat for dinner. We had steamboat. Bro-in-law opened the pot cover ..

Me: Wow! Smells good!

Jayden: Come, let me smell first.

Bro-in-law moved away to make way for Jayden to be closer.

Jayden: *sniff sniff sniff* Smell……… Smell…….. Smellicious!

Bro-in-law: Hahaha Smellicious!

Nice Or Not?

Jayden showed me this that day...


Ahhhhhhhhh. I quickly took his Thomas away and saw this...



Uwaaaa!!!! Koyak!


This was a pressie from my ex-boss. Although the lipstick cannot be used anymore (cos its many years ago), but I kept it for memory sake. Unfortunately, my son dug my drawer and found it. So I shooo-ed him away and he ran out. Not long after that, I heard my hub saying "Aiyoh, faster go show mami". When you hear this sentence, it's up to no good. I went and saw his face and I totally forgot to scold him. I was laughing and I asked him "Jayden? Why did you play with my lipstick like this???" he just smiled and said :


Pengsan big time! I think he saw me putting my lipstick the other day and he tried to follow me. (but i never apply on top of the lips eh?) So I said, " come! Let me wipe it away." And he quickly smear it like this



and ran away!

Adoi! I must jaga jaga now when I apply my make up. The other day he saw me painting my toe nails and he said ...

Jayden: Mami colour for you (me) please?
Me: You want ar? err go ask dadidi okay?
Jayden: Dadi Can I(you) colour for you (me) please??????????
Dadi: err....*think think think* You got kukubird or not? If you have kukubird, you cannot paint nails wan.
Jayden: Oh....*walk away and played with his trains*

Maybe I should remind him that kukubirds cannot play with lipstick eh?

His many first time in a day

Justin: poh poh....
Me: Ma, he's calling you la.
Mum: YA MEH? *disbelief*
Me: Yeahlah.. You didn't hear him call you?
Mum: No ak.
Me: *sigh*
.........few minutes later
Justin: POH POH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mum: OIIII!!!!!!! * smile from ear to ear*

and that was his first time calling poh poh.

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It was his first time, drinking from straw. It was our first attempt. Jayden's first time drinking from straw was when he was 11 months 12 days old.


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It was also his first time, crawling up the stairs from ground floor to first floor all by himself. Normally he would crawl abit then cry and ask me to carry him.


2 days before that, he learnt how to get down from the steps.


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He did the "fish" action using his hands. Probably he saw Jayden doing it in his Gymnastic class. Last night, he did it and we're surprised. So I flipped out my handphone and asked him to do it again. When you're recording, he won't do it. Once you stop recording, he's doing ot non stop. So here's a video of my voice, keep asking him to do it and he's looking left and right, and suddenly Jayden came and asked me to do CRAB action pulak. hahaha but he tried to do it twice, but very very short time only. Shy being recorded? I have no idea.




Ha... this guy is growing pretty fast. So scarry yet so happy. I must be crazy. Or maybe you can say I syiok sendiri...again!

What kind of mother is that?

I was at the market thing morning having my breakfast with my mom, kids (yeah Jayden skipped sch . hehe actually the mother is so lazy to send him to sch cos he woke up late) and my maid.

Justin was with my mum, she took him to buy some veges. My maid was having her breakfast, while I was digging for money to pay the Chicken rice fella. Jayden? he was running around around us and he sat on the floor. He must be playing ring-around-the-rosie maybe and he did the all fall down part. Of course it was dirty but kids (or I can say JAYDEN only) doesn't get it how come he can do it at home and not in the market. Immediately I said "Jayden, get up!" with a very calm voice.

Then later I overheard the Kueh Teow woman laughing LOUDLY saying "Aiyoh already sat down on the floor, then what can she do?".

Then the kueh teow woman came and told Jayden "The floor very dirty o.. don't sit on the floor next time ah..." Then she mumbled something "Aiyah I told her he already sat on the floor mah.. what can you do, right?" I didn't get what she said so I said "meh si ah?" (what happened?) "Neh that ricken rice couple la.. said what kind of mother is that (talking about me). They said you let your son sit on the floor although its dirty. And never scold or whack him."

I just said "Oh........." and continued to eat my breakfast.

Then Jayden said he wanted to poo. So I started to dig for 20cents so that my maid can bring him to the toilet. I think he couldn't hold his poo so he started to run! I shouted "NING! Catch Jayden!" and then only my princess maid started running after Jayden and brought him to the toilet.

The couple then ngingingamngam again. And I looked at the kueh teow woman and she said " they say don't hit your son wan hor?"

I just smiled and said "you want to see me hit my son ka?"

While I was driving back just now, I thought to myself.

Hit= wrong
Don't hit= wrong + give too much face to the kid
Scold loud = malu + wrong
Don't scold = wrong + give too much face to the kid
Scold soft soft= wrong ( to those people that cannot hear properly)
Reason= also wrong ( so small where can understand wan? Whack only!)

So what to do?

la la la.....whatever la.People just like to talk, can't stop them right?