JD: Mami, why you like to speak to dadi in chinese wan?
Me: because we are chinese. So we talk in chinese la. Are you chinese?
JD: No. I am english. You also english.
Me: Nolah.. I am chinese. Dadi also chinese. You're also chinese you know?
JD: no... but I speak english.
Me: yeah, you speak english but you are chinese. Actually you should also speak chinese.
JD: No la. I am english. you also english but poh poh is mandarin okay?
Me: *give up*
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Tuesday, May 03, 2011
JaydYn and JustinA
Last night they refused to sleep. So the crazy mum made up a story...
Me: Once upon a time, there were 2 naughty girls called Jaydyn and Justina. They love to mess the house after the mummy cleaned it up. Justina love to pour water and juice on the floor after the mummy mopped it. Jaydyn love to throw his toys everywhere. So one day, while cleaning the house the mummy DIED.
JD: * eyes went big*
JT: *come closer*
Me: So then, the daddy fast fast find a new step mother for Jaydyn and Justina. So when the daddy goes to work, the step mum will scold and scold the girls and use the cane to whack whack whack whack whack leg, whack hand, whack back...
Kids: *jayden's eye got bigger , Justin scared*
Me: whack and whack
Kids: *jayden adjust legs*
me: and whack whack and scold samo
Kids: *tearing*
Me: and then one day the new mummy got pissed with them and then she asked CHL to send the girls to the jungle.Then the daddy also listened to the new step mum and used his honda civic and asked the girls to get into the car and drove to the jungle. Once they got into the jungle, he opened the door and KICKED them out and drove off very quickly.
Kids: *blink eyes*
Me: Jaydyn said "Daddy!! don't leave us here!"
Justin: Justina leh?
Me: She cried lor. Cos she is scared ma. And also hungry.So the day became night.. and no food, cold, no house to stay. They walked around.
Kids: *tearing*
Me: And then, the end lor. They stay in the jungle by themselves.
*JD: why the daddy never go back and take Jaydyn and Justina?*
me: because the step mummy don't like them ma. Samo always mess the house. So you know what is the moral of the story?
JD: You must call 999 and call the police! *angry* And ask the daddy to go back and take Jaydyn and Justina because they want to go home and they are very hungry and sad
Me: cannot... cos if bring home edi, then tomorrow the step mum will ask the daddy to throw them away again ma. So you know what is the moral of the story?
JD: what?
Me: don't piss yr mummy by messing the house and make her die lo.
JD & JT: *looked at each other* .........
Me: okay go to bed ah. Don't make yr mummy piss off. Later she die then you know.
Kids: *go to bed*
muahahhaha sometimes i am scared of myself for being so crazy. muahahhahah
Me: Once upon a time, there were 2 naughty girls called Jaydyn and Justina. They love to mess the house after the mummy cleaned it up. Justina love to pour water and juice on the floor after the mummy mopped it. Jaydyn love to throw his toys everywhere. So one day, while cleaning the house the mummy DIED.
JD: * eyes went big*
JT: *come closer*
Me: So then, the daddy fast fast find a new step mother for Jaydyn and Justina. So when the daddy goes to work, the step mum will scold and scold the girls and use the cane to whack whack whack whack whack leg, whack hand, whack back...
Kids: *jayden's eye got bigger , Justin scared*
Me: whack and whack
Kids: *jayden adjust legs*
me: and whack whack and scold samo
Kids: *tearing*
Me: and then one day the new mummy got pissed with them and then she asked CHL to send the girls to the jungle.Then the daddy also listened to the new step mum and used his honda civic and asked the girls to get into the car and drove to the jungle. Once they got into the jungle, he opened the door and KICKED them out and drove off very quickly.
Kids: *blink eyes*
Me: Jaydyn said "Daddy!! don't leave us here!"
Justin: Justina leh?
Me: She cried lor. Cos she is scared ma. And also hungry.So the day became night.. and no food, cold, no house to stay. They walked around.
Kids: *tearing*
Me: And then, the end lor. They stay in the jungle by themselves.
*JD: why the daddy never go back and take Jaydyn and Justina?*
me: because the step mummy don't like them ma. Samo always mess the house. So you know what is the moral of the story?
JD: You must call 999 and call the police! *angry* And ask the daddy to go back and take Jaydyn and Justina because they want to go home and they are very hungry and sad
Me: cannot... cos if bring home edi, then tomorrow the step mum will ask the daddy to throw them away again ma. So you know what is the moral of the story?
JD: what?
Me: don't piss yr mummy by messing the house and make her die lo.
JD & JT: *looked at each other* .........
Me: okay go to bed ah. Don't make yr mummy piss off. Later she die then you know.
Kids: *go to bed*
muahahhaha sometimes i am scared of myself for being so crazy. muahahhahah
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Try Luck
Continued from here. The next day, I asked the kids to clean the play room before going to bed. Again, of course he dili-dalied, walked here and there while Jayden was cleaning the room like speedy gonzales. He is like the sweetest brother, kept cleaning and saying..
Jayden: Justin ah.. this one is your toy. This one also (while picking up the toys)
Me: Whatever Justin play with just now. You leave it. Let him do it himself.
Jayden: Okay mami.
Me: whoever never clean up room, no need to drink "celebration time" (milk for justin and milo for jayden)
Jayden: I'm done!
Me: Okay. *head down to make Milo for jayden*
Justin: please mami. I also want celebration time.
Me: Can. After you clean up the room
Justin: No. I don't want to clean up. I want celebration time now! uwaaa
Me: Nope. I told you. If you never clean up, then no nen nen for you. If you want, then you go and clean yr room first.
Justin: No. I don't want. I ask dadi to make celebration time for me. *runs upstairs*
Me: *pass Milo to jayden* *whisper* go drink in front of Justin..
Justin: dadi.....please make nen nen for me. uwaaa uwaaa
Dadi: Stop it.
Justin: UWaaaaa Uwaaa
Dadi: cry louder la.
Justin: Pleasee mami.
Me: I told you. If you never clean the toys. Then NO NEN NEN for you.
Justin: uwaaaa uwaaaa uwaaaaa *start kicking and throwing tantrum*
Me: *off light* everyone go to sleep now.
Justin: * toss and turn then walked out of the room and head over to play room and keep toys came back* mami.. i clean my toys ohdi.
Me: Good. Now ask dadi to go make celebration time for you.
Like i said it.. he was trying his luck. He knows whenever I said no, he can go and ask his dad to help him. His dad used to help him until I warned him and told him in order to discipline the kids, we need to speak the same language. If I were to say No, then he should also say No. If he disagree, then do not say it in front of the kid but to discuss with me later otherwise the kid will have mixed-up signals on the rules of the house. But it ain't easy and it will take some time..trust me. I have been doing this for a long time with Jayden. But Jayden is "easier" compared to Justin, for now. *fingers crossed*
Monday, April 25, 2011
Battle of the Monster Mum: Game On
It's not easy.
Especially if you have a kid like Justin Chan.
Let me tell you why....
to be continued...
Especially if you have a kid like Justin Chan.
Let me tell you why....
Flashback to the time when I was reorganizing the kids play room. Jayden was very helpful cleaning the playroom. The small one however was not so cooperative. When I asked him to help, he'd walk away.. pretending to hold something to clean up. But instead he'll walk out of the room and then never come back until I called him back into the room.
Me: Boys, if you don't clean this room, then No lunch ah..
Jayden: if clean then lunch eat what?
Me: Mcdonalds. But then if you never help then no food at all.
Jayden: no food ah? Justin faster help to clean the room
Justin: I want to eat Mcdonald.
Jayden: Then you faster help and clean room la.
Justin: *clean clean and then slowly walk out of the room*
Jayden: mami! You see Justin! He is not helping!
Me: JUSTIN!
Justin: *walk back into the room and pretend to hold something.. and walk out of the room again*
So I thought, okay fine. Maybe he is too young to help out. Probably got "attention" problem. So Jayden and I cleaned the room and then we went to Ikano for Mcd lunch and also to Ikea to buy some racks for the playroom. At night before we sleep
Justin: mami.. you say clean the room then only can eat Mcdonald.
Me: yeah..why?
Justin: but i never help you to clean.
Me: yeah..
Justin: But you bring me go eat mcdonald. I win.
Me: O.o You win?
Justin: yes. I win. You say clean room then eat mcdonald. I never clean room. I also eat mcdonald. I win ohdi.
Me: O.O
So yeah. I felt like a big sucker cos I have been fooled by a 2.5yr old boy and like he said, HE WON. Although I know all the while that he doesn't think like his age, I never expected him to know how to think this way. So that night, I thought really hard and decided- game on buddy. I cannot let him win and stand on my head.
to be continued...
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
too OLD...
My Mushroom boy is exactly 2 years, 7 months, 10 days old now. I don't know whether he is in terrible 2 or terrifying 3. What I know is.. when he wakes up in the morning and he walks towards me with his pillow in his arms.. he looks like an angel. Once he is fully awake, my legs trembles.
After the Hernia ops, potty training became haywire. He used to go to the adult toilet for his big biz and will go to the toilet to pee by himself. After the ops, he would hide at one corner and shit in his diaper, or hide at the staircase, or under the table. *sigh*
When you ask him to help you with something, he'd say "no. I am too small".
So fine.. that day he said he wanna play with the ipad.
Justin: mami. I want to play ipad.
Me: cannot. You are too small to play ipad.
Justin: No. I am not too small. I am just right.
Me: No.. u always say that you are too small for everything. So you are too small to play ipad.
Justin.....Hmphh.....*angry and went to the staircase and look down*
Me: *whisper to neighbour * he is at the staircase looking at us wanna hear what we say
Justin: I am TOO SMALL to play IPAD. You all too OLD, also cannot play IPAD AH!
Me: O.o I am busy la. No time to play Ipad. But still, you cannot play with the ipad.
Justin: *angry and went upstairs*
You see la. The thing that I gotto get through everyday. When is Angelic 4 coming ah? Got such thing ah? I don't know. Jayden totally changed into an angel after he reached 4. I just hope that this mushroom boy will be one too.
I asked him to put on a diaper when we're about to go out. He came down looking like this.
At least he tried :P
After the Hernia ops, potty training became haywire. He used to go to the adult toilet for his big biz and will go to the toilet to pee by himself. After the ops, he would hide at one corner and shit in his diaper, or hide at the staircase, or under the table. *sigh*
When you ask him to help you with something, he'd say "no. I am too small".
So fine.. that day he said he wanna play with the ipad.
Justin: mami. I want to play ipad.
Me: cannot. You are too small to play ipad.
Justin: No. I am not too small. I am just right.
Me: No.. u always say that you are too small for everything. So you are too small to play ipad.
Justin.....Hmphh.....*angry and went to the staircase and look down*
Me: *whisper to neighbour * he is at the staircase looking at us wanna hear what we say
Justin: I am TOO SMALL to play IPAD. You all too OLD, also cannot play IPAD AH!
Me: O.o I am busy la. No time to play Ipad. But still, you cannot play with the ipad.
Justin: *angry and went upstairs*
You see la. The thing that I gotto get through everyday. When is Angelic 4 coming ah? Got such thing ah? I don't know. Jayden totally changed into an angel after he reached 4. I just hope that this mushroom boy will be one too.
At least he tried :P
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