How to choose a good pair of shoes

We're at Subang Parade's Bata last Saturday and C came walking towards me,trying not to laugh out loud. He told me...

that man in red..Just now he was here checking out this shoe. Then he told his mom.. This shoe is good. The mother asked why.. and he said..

Because.... *turn to the shoe's sole* this shoe when step on shit, the shit won't stick"

When I heard about the shit part, I really wanna laugh out loud but I didn't.

And of course I checked him out  and I saw him going around the shop and kept showing his mom the shoe sole.

hehe When I buy shoes next time, I'll definifely remember what he say.  And I hope I won't laugh out loud.

HotDog!

Jayden saw me changing last night and he giggled when I put on my br@. He said " nen nen... hehehehe" and then he came and pulled my br@. So, I thought I wanted to tease him by asking whether he wanted to drink milk from my bre@st or not. Cos I did it once and he really put his mouth on it and then he said OEK...wanted to vomit. This time, he came near and then he laughed out loud and said....

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HOTDOG!

He laughed and said that my NiNi looked like a mini hotdog! :(

Don't know whether to cry or laugh when he said it. *sigh*

OOOOOOO........

I love this picture!

Since he started calling every fruits AhPuh, I have decided to show him the difference between the fruits by introducing it to him and letting him try the taste. So I went to Giant and bought him 2 Oranges. One sliced up and another one to let him hold.

Once he saw the orange he said AHPUH!!!

I told him "No Jayden. Not Apple. This is OOOOOOORANGE"

He looked at me.

*Blink Eyes*

And he opened his mouth and said ...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At this moment, in my heart I was saying "YES! YES! He's gonna say it!"

And he continued to say

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - TI!

*pengsan!*

Okayla...Oti, Oti la. As long he knows that Orange is not Apple.




And now he calls Apple=Ahpuh, Orange=Oti and other fruits besides Apple, OTI!

Pengsan!

Saturday....(sms)

J : Sasha, wat time u cu*m to midvalley
S: Sorry, forgot to bring CD. Monday la.
J: Okay when I cu*m I will call u.


Monday....(sms)

J: I cu*mming at 10-11 ok?
S: ok


Wednesday...(sms)

S: Your stuff is here edi. (so that he can come an set it up)
J: Okay I cu*m at 4,ok?


Thursday... (msn)

S: Oi, SS yr staff write what to me in sms u know?
SS: What?
S: I cu*mming at 4.
SS: WHAT?!
S: Yeah he repeated many times in his sms to me
SS: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
SS: I think he don't know what is the meaning.
S: Eh, you don't tell him ah..he kill me la
SS: Cannot! I must tell him so he don't repeat it to other ppl.
S: Aiyoh die la like dat

Thursday night (msn)
S: Oi, you told J edi or not.
SS: I ask him to search in wikipedia the word cu*m
S: Then?
SS: He ask me what is eJaculati0n pulak
S: huh? Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha Pengsan!

Kartun Boy

I was watching tv and suddenly the small one went missing from my view. So I called out..

"Jayden?????Jayden??????"

No reply.

I turned around and saw this.
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Aik! Apa Ini? Noticed that his left hand was holding a biscuit? And then he did this...




He used his head to support his whole body while his left hand was holding the biscuit and he used his right hand to ask me to pass something to him.

Like MOTT said "Your son so Kartun!".

Yeap just like the mother :)

Power of advertising

I was out with my friends to have Chicken Rice for lunch. After eating, we sat around and lepak relax before we head back to the office. Suddenly a China girl approached our table and waved her hands. She was holding one stack of pirated DVD and she gave my guy friend a "friendly smile". I can feel a lil electric being passed across. Suddenly my friend's 3 year old son told shouted ....

TAI JOR LA!!!

Everyone (including the China girl) turned and looked at the little rascal and he gave the cheekiest smile ever! Haiyoh!

And the China girl slowly put her hands down and walked away.

And my guy friend said.. "eh i really want to buy wan la. This one Astro On Demand don't have one. This one is Taiwan serial movie la.."

Too bad. She left edi. The power of advertising...even a 3 yr old kid can memorize the ad.


Tai jor la means sudah tengok la...

Saturday...I know you coming edi....I'm so happy cos it's only another 26 hours only to see you Saturday...

Jayden on the phone!

I was reading my newspaper in the car the other day and suddenly I overheard someone talking. Exactly like an adult talking using a handphone. Ah...Hmm....Ah... So I turned and saw Jayden using his Dadi's car player remote control and was pretending to talk on the phone! So I started to record and suddenly.....

You are my sunshine....

I received a call from my niece, Jasmine the other day. And she told me she is so tired getting selected to attend school activities (cos other kids just looked at the teacher with the blank face all the time). She got selected (again) to go for school competition and this time, she got to wear the stupid sun made out of Styrofoam on her head. And she sang the entire song for me while i was driving home.

I went home last weekend and she was giggling and told me, "Mai-Mai? Wanna hear my Sunshine song again?" And i replied..."nope. Already heard it". She said..."No this is different". So i said "Okay and continue to eat my dinner". She sang....

You are my asshole,
My only asshole,
You make me happy, when i shiiiiiiiiitttt,
You never know dear,
How much I love my asshole,
Please don't take my
asshole away...

Everyone nearly choked and she giggled. Goodness...And she told me my BIL taught her that song . Probably they're so sick of her talking all the way from PD to Melaka during CNY so taught her a new song so she can enjoy herself singing away. Haha

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And another day, i went home. I heard a commotion. Her dad was scolding her. And i asked her mom (my sis):

Me: What happened la
Sis: She said yesterday she dun have homework.
Me: Then
Sis : So i asked her to take out her books so i can check her books.
Me: Then
Sis: Then she said ..O O got one homework. So i asked why just now she said dun have.
Me: Then?
Sis: She told me that's "the other" day's homework. You say die or not?
Me: The other day's homework. (true mah..u ask yesterday got homework or not. You never say that day got homework or not ma)

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Her Dad went to fetch her. Teacher managed to get hold of her Dad.

Teacher 1: Mr Andrew, I want to talk to you about Jasmine.
Dad: Yes. What is it?
Teacher: She always talk non stop in class and then she never copy anything when i write on the blackboard. Not only that, she kacau others until everyone also cannot copy what i write on the board.
Dad: (Stare at Jasmine...)*blush*
Teacher 2: Is that Jasmine's dad? Mr Andrew!
Teacher 3: (following teacher no.2)
Teacher 4: (following teacher no.3)
Teacher 5 : (following teacher no.4)
Teachers: Blih Blah Blih Blah.
Dad: (speechless)

This woman girl really is a smart girl. But like normal, smart ppl will be naughtier. In Kindy, she was asked to stand in the corner for 2 whole weeks. Why? Cos she was walking around in class and when teacher teach, she sapu lantai. Die or not? The reason why she walk around in the class is because.. " i already know how to write my name. I already know how to write ABC until Z and i already know how to write 1 till 100. So boring!". *sigh* blame who? Sometimes we just gotto listen to them and understand them abit. True also...how many years in kindy and learning the same old thing...of course bored la. The education system here, *sigh* is all about memorising memorising. And not teaching them to understand. As long as can score in exam, means smart. I really dunno how to choose a school for Jayden next time.*thinking*

Naaah...think later la..

For now...i'm gonna sing the sunshine song today tro entertain myself ..hehehe

Ace n his "baby"

One day, Aceone went to the beach-side to swim swim. So he packed his things and once arrive, he fast fast change his attire and walked towards the water. While we was walking..Kenny, Annie, Wenn, Amah, Angie, Cocka was lying down in front of AceOne.




Ace's front portion of the towel raise while he was walking towards the water.


Kenny : (was wondering what Ace took....to make his BABY so "Kheng")


Wenn : OMG!!!!! That Ahem looks as big as the giant cucumber that I always use to cook!


Annie: OMG!!!!!


Cocka : I ALSO WANT!! ACE!! WHAT U TOOK LA???


Amah: Sure boh?? Later i wanna ask his secret lek!


Oscar Mum: CHOY!! TAI KA LAI SI!!!!





Ace so proud of himself...continue to walk towards the water..while everyone was like stunned looking at him..





Ace: Eh dun jeles la...
Everyone keeping an eye or two at Ace..He slowly walk walk walk and he took off his towel....and air his "Baby"

After that....


Kenny reaction : puked.


Wenn reaction : Oh.....!


Annie reaction : Oh! Oh!


Cocka Reaction: Fainted.


Amah Reaction: Tersapu sunblock in her eyes. Ouch!!!


Oscar Mum Reaction: Specs fall down.

eh why so kaypoh wanna see his "Baby"! go back to work lo...

Look! Look!

Look what i found during lunch time!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See got bear bear samo!!

Wild Berries! My Favourite!!

Samo got Baby Breaths...I also like!!

Samo got small pressie!!!


Happy or not???

Happy leh!!! Of course Happy La! Flower and Pressie samo got bear bear!!

Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy

Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy

Happy Happy Happy Happy

Happy Happy Happy

Happy Happy

Happy

But its not mine wor.. why so happy leh???

This flawer belongs to one of the sexitary here la. I just wanna test my camera only.

Happy or not?

Rini...Oh Rini...

My Maid's name is Rini. Rini apa, saya tak tau. But she's Rini The Indon Maid. Rini The Vomit Blood Maid. Let me tellyiu why...

Sasha : Rini..semalam u clean the kitchen..where you keep my soup container.

Rini_: Apa Ah Moi? Saya Tak Tau..Saya Tak Ambik..

Sasha : Apa..u cakap tak tau, tapi kata tak ambik. Hmmm.. Ok Ok ..Itu Container macam ini tinggi..

Besar macam ini...

Rini_: Okay Okay Saya Tau... (And she proceed to find the thing that I wanted....here

Sasha : Rini..Apa u cari.. saya kata ini tinggi, ini besar..ini semua kecik kecik..

Rini_: Okay Okay...Apa Colour?

Sasha: *sigh* Ini Kaler...

Rini_: Okay Okay Saya Tau...(and she proceed to find what i want here...)

Sasha: RINI! Apa you buat! Saya kata ini kaler..bukan cari sini. Saya kata ini tinggi mah! You tau apa saya mau???
Rini_: Saya Tak Tau! *giggle**giggle*
Sasha: (repeated the whole description) Boleh Simpan Soup mia container, U faham!
Rini_: Oooooooooooo, Okay Okay!
Sasha: You Cari ya...baby crying..saya masuk bilik dulu..

5 minutes later ..
Rini_: Ah Moi! Sudah dapat cari!!!
Sasha: Okay,where you simpan??
Rini_: Ini!!!

Sasha: WTF!!! Rini! U Ah!!!!!!!! Saya cari sendiri..(carrying Jayden on left hand and looking for the thing using right hand) Aiyo!!!! Neh! Why you keep here???
Rini_: ?????????????
Sasha: So many place why you hide the thing here????
Rini_: ????????????? Ooo ini ah...Okay Okay Saya Tau..
Sasha: Tau apa..saya sudah cari sendiri ma..

She hid the thing here!!! Of all places...and the place is so big..

So big difference between the 2 items....You say vomit blood or not??

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Had a conversation wit HuiSia and Annie. They very terror handle the maids. So i learnt from them. They say must use reverse Psikologi to handle the maid..so i try lor..

Friday Night..
Sasha: Sunday you datang 7 am ok?
Rini_: Saya Tak Mau Masuk sunday. Saya mau pergi Chempaka sana..
Sasha: (Raise eyebrow) Tak Mau Masuk huh?
Rini_: Tak Mau..*giggle*
Sasha: OK. (serious face)

Sunday Morning 7 +am....*ting**tong*..(scared I'm angry ma..so she die die come to work) heheheh

Thanks girls for the advice!

This is a funny one!

This is also a funny one..taken while I was on my way to work this morning..I think the owner owns a renovation company or toilet company. From here we know that he loves his toilet bowls and hand wash basin. He even mount some on the tree..Happening..

Mr Bean Banned!

First, let me introduce you to my niece. "Jasmine say hi to all the leng lui che che and leng chai kor kor first".

Hi Leng Chai Kor Kor And Leng Lui Che Che!

Okay Why Mr Bean is banned my my sis's house leh? Because...the story goes liddiss..Happened before i got married...

Jasmine : Mai Mai (youngest aunty in hainanese), after you get married with L Kor Kor ah..
Me: Ya.....
Jasmine : U all will go to sleep together..
Me: Ya...*blush*
Jasmine : Before U go up the bed ah..
Me : Ya...(OMG where are we going edi??) *blush*
Jasmine : You all will take off your clothes..then you kiss kiss and go up the bed...
Me : Where u learn all this?
Jasmine : Er...i see before. Oppsss NO NO NO I see from TV!!!!!!! Don't tell MAMA!!
Me : *whisper* Oi ah cheh, I think Jasmine saw u guys what what u know?
Sis: Huh! No Way!
Me : She say after married, before go to sleep must take off clothes, kiss kiss and go up the bed. She said she saw before but then deny it and say she saw in TV.
Sis : JASMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasmine : Yes Ma.
Sis : What you told Mai Mai?
Jasmine : *teary eyes* Nothing Nothing.
Sis : Don't lie. Tell me what you saw??
Jasmine : *teary eyes* Nothing Nothing.
Sis : Tell me where you learn it from??
Jasmine : UUUUUUUUUUWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MR.BEAN!!!!!!!
Sis : NO MORE MR BEAN FOR YOU!

My sis very the stubborn wan and damn fierce. So Jasmine would rather sacrifice her favourite show than tell the truth. Will die wan u know...Poor Jasmine and Mr.Bean. Everyone also know Mr.Bean loves himself more...how to have yamade action in his cartoon leh???

Okay, remember in my previous post, Christina said "Don't get naked in front of your kids". To me getting naked in front of kids is nothing la (not when they're older..plsssssss) but never never never yamade and let them see!

The Panty Incident

Okay. Since I’ve wrote about Daphne. Now Christina’s turn pulak.

You see, Christina was a new mom and her baby was about 6 months old that time. This Christina is also another funny girl…same like Daphne. Christina is a very shy person and she always say to us, “ never go naked in front of your kids. It’s bad influence!”.

So one fine day, when I was busy designing a newsletter early in the morning. Christina came and kneeled next to me and the conversation goes like this ..

C : Sasha. You have any of those left over door gifts ah? *whisper*
S : Yup. Why? *whisper*
C : Faster gimme. *whisper*
S : Why? *whisper*
C : I cannot tellyiu. *whisper*
S : Then I don’t give you. *whisper*
C : Ok ok. You don’t laugh ah.. *whisper*
S : Ok *whisper*
C : Like this..i was getting dressed this morning…and my baby was sleeping. Then suddenly she woke up. I was so scared I wore my skirt straight away. After dat gotto rush off to come to work. When I was on my way to work..then I realized… I forgot to wear my*whisper* PANTY *loud*. You say funny or not? Heeee heee haaa haa heee hee haaa haa (she’s laughing louder and longer than me, samo asked me dun laugh)
S : Funny la u. Nah take this.

And this happened a few times. Christina was so afraid that her baby which is a girl accidently see her private part. You think the baby will ask “mummy why u have feather duster wan?” meh?

*shake head* Christina..Christina..

The G-string Story

Maybe only a few of you guys know that I used to work for an undergarment company. Yes, I used to work for an undergarment company and yes...the "Ultimate Bra" story is real. We can see and we know what size and what type of bra ppl wear when we see them. Terror or not?

So like the movie, we're all the guinea pigs to try out the bras and the panty. Yes the panty oso.

For bras, we gotto wear the bra and show it to our merchandisers (girls la..and straight ones). As for panty, sometimes we'll wear a G-string and wear the panty over. But for G-strings, it's different story. We gotto go back and try (with a piece of plastic on it like the swimsuit) wash and give back to them. And most of the time, i always kena cos mine is the most popular size...*sigh*

So I have this colik, Daphne. She refuse to try any G-String. She keep on saying that G-string is painful and always makes her wanna go pee pee. We never ask her to try anymore after that.

Then, the new season's design came and we of course gotto start to plan on the catalogue and so on. For easy referrence, I've asked Daphne to use a mannequin, put on the bra and panty set and take picture of it.

And when I browsed through the pictures later..i found something unusual. Then i understand why Daphne refused to wear G-Strings and said that its so painful for her. No wonder la...

This is how we wear G-string..

(source)

You imagine Daphne wear the G-string terbalik, front and back. Of course painful la!

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Ini cerita betul betul punya bukan rekaan semata-mata mau buat orang ketawa.

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Men...

Okay,before you guys continue to read this..i just wanna say i don't really agree with some of the stuff here. Got this from my junk mails. So for those who don't agree, please dun *shoot* me ya...hehe

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's
an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, ?WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ...You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually ?run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .. Popcorn .... They satisfy ?you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ........... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Kids say the darnest thing!

Got this from the forwarded mails...damn alot..berlambak lambak..sometimes i wonder..what will happen if there's no forwarded mails..i think some of my colleagues will be very bored...hehe

These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

DERIC (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

hehe kids...they're just so adorable..and carefree...no problem...so straightforward...if only we adults can do that...

Male Pregnancy

Can someone tell me if this is for real or its a hoax again. But come to think of it, if its real how come its not in the papers or something liddat? If its real, it should be on front page of every damn paper and not stories like who-who is going to get married or something liddat la...

If its for real why the hell did i go through 38 weeks of pregnancy and 18 hours of labour?!!!

Also, do you think he need to go through confinement like us? or have post natal depression like me??

Hmmmm...Or maybe the story is like this...

Jackass : Can you pee while standing up?
Wife : Why not? (wife then pee using this..)
Jackass : "can you go naked and run around"
Wife : Why Not? (go naked and run around in Bondai Beach)
Wife : Can you give birth like me?
Jackass: Can....(So he went to this hospital, signed up for this program and got pregnant)

So, that story boleh diterima ka? Muahahahaha

Anyway, i still think woman being pregnant is much more beautiful and natural..Don't you think so? So any guys wanna get pregnant? I volunteer jadi your confinement lady. Hahahahah

Jackass's picture is from here.

The Chair Incident

25th July 2006, 3 a.m.

Jayden : Uwaa Uwaa Uwaa (Hungry)
Mr. Chan : Okay! Okay! Papa coming! (Jumped off the bed, trying to balance his body, runs to the kitchen and prepared milk)
Mrs. Chan : … (Woke Up)
Mr. Chan : It’s okay babe. I can do it. You go to sleep la.
Mrs. Chan : … okay la. Thanks babe. (Zzzzzz)

A moment of silence. Suddenly… PRAK!

Mrs. Chan : What happened???
Mr. Chan : Nothing…Nothing…
Jayden : Uwaa Uwaa (Why you remove the nen nen from my mouth)
Mrs. Chan : What’s that loud noise just now.
Mr. Chan : errr…. *Shy* (point at the chair)



Mrs. Chan : Oh no! …(Wondering how he did it)
Mrs. Chan : It’s okay babe. I’ll get you another chair. (Runs to the kitchen)
Mr. Chan : (Continue to feed Jayden)
Mr. & Mrs. Chan : Hahahahahahahaha (looking at the chair)

Mr. & Mrs. Chan and Jayden are wide-awake now.

Everyone then watched Snooker, Astro channel 82 at 3 a.m. in the morning…

You must be thinking that my hubby is damn fat till he brake the chair…

It’s not his fault.

The chair is abit broken..I used it for bathing during my confinement last time…

Bye Bye Chair...

Bandaraya Yang Canggih

Yay! PJ telah diistiharkan sebagai Bandaraya PJ.

Bagaimana nak menyambut kejayaan tersebut ye?

Dengan roundabout yang canggih la..

Lampu-lampu flourescent disambungkan dan dijadikan replika kromosom yang besar..

Wow...Bandaraya PJ.